# Mafia The Game III: Kinder and Gentler

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 17, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527 "2007-04-17T21:34:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 89

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**Author:** ![tirial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@tirial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tirial)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1761 "2007-05-22T14:04:28Z")

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Told you!!!

Does Happy Dance!

Anyone for a drink?

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**Author:** ![nesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a4c791/32.png) [@nesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nesta)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1762 "2007-05-22T14:21:21Z")

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Woohoo. Finally my gut is right. I can go back to trusting it just a little bit now.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1763 "2007-05-22T14:30:43Z")

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Yes, it was me all along! I did it! And I’m glad I did it! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids and your stupid dog!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1764 "2007-05-22T14:41:37Z")

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Woohoo! This round’s on me!

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1765 "2007-05-22T15:33:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Lemur866]  
Yes, it was me all along! I did it! And I’m glad I did it! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids and your stupid dog!  
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This post has got me thinking. There’s a DOG involved? What are his/her powers? What is his/her allegiance?

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1766 "2007-05-22T15:39:51Z")

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Good job. I had my moments of Lemur suspicion, but never enough to vote for him.

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**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1767 "2007-05-22T15:49:07Z")

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[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]  
This post has got me thinking. There’s a DOG involved? What are his/her powers? What is his/her allegiance?  
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Oh, great. Just wait until someone role-claims Dog. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1768 "2007-05-22T15:55:15Z")

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Yippee! Margaritas and catnip all around!

( **Idle Thoughts** , I thought that Pit thread was about you, too.)

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1769 "2007-05-22T16:03:24Z")

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[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]  
This post has got me thinking. There’s a DOG involved? What are his/her powers? What is his/her allegiance?  
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He’s an NPC. He just goes around and does goofy things for [del]pot brownies[/del] Scooby Snacks.

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1770 "2007-05-22T16:05:42Z")

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[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]  
This post has got me thinking. There’s a DOG involved? What are his/her powers? What is his/her allegiance?  
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I think the Dog is kind of like the Village Idiot role. His goal is to be kidnapped and terrified.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1771 "2007-05-22T16:07:27Z")

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I just hope he doesn’t chase cats. And that he is housebroken.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1772 "2007-05-22T16:57:17Z")

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Rut Roh!

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1773 "2007-05-22T19:16:42Z")

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]  
Yippee! Margaritas and catnip all around!

( **Idle Thoughts** , I thought that Pit thread was about you, too.)  
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Hahaha. Good to know I’m not alone.

Man, I feel like, from here on, I’m really going to always notice the players that have played in this game now more. Like they’ll be a special group of people brought closer together by a game.

Oh and in other news: WOOOHHOOOO. Good to know my gut feeling in this game has only been wrong once (dnooman).

At this rate, they’ll get caught.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1774 "2007-05-22T19:17:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Man, I feel like, from here on, I’m really going to always notice the players that have played in this game now more. Like they’ll be a special group of people brought closer together by a game.

And then torn apart by Mafia IV. 😃

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1775 "2007-05-22T19:19:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Gadarene]  
And then torn apart by Mafia IV. 😃  
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_snicker_

I know I’ll be signing up again!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1776 "2007-05-22T19:58:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]  
Man, I feel like, from here on, I’m really going to always notice the players that have played in this game now more. Like they’ll be a special group of people brought closer together by a game.  
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Oh, I hear that…every time I see a player’s post in another thread, I get this little vibe of “I want to search your post for scum tells…I have no need to do so outside of the game thread, but I _want_ to”.

I have a feeling that will last long after the game ends. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1777 "2007-05-22T20:00:39Z")

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And while we’re at it…

**Hey scum! Speed it up, willya?? There’s only, what, three of you left? Make a damn decision already so we can get back to hunting you down!!**

🙂

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**Author:** ![Rachm\_Qoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Rachm\_Qoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachm_Qoch)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1778 "2007-05-22T20:21:06Z")

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Ha! I thought so!  
Now pour me a tall one and pass me one of those “Scooby Snacks.”

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1779 "2007-05-23T01:12:58Z")

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Bored, bored, bored…

Bartender? Another margarita, please, and my friends here would like some more catnip. What do you mean, they’re cut off?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mafia-the-game-iii-kinder-and-gentler/400527/1780 "2007-05-23T01:53:34Z")

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Know what’s sad? When you’ve been watching the thread so closely, the following happens:

“Ooo, look, the thread has been updated! I wonder if night is over? Oh, wait, no… **SCL** is the latest poster, but the thread is now at 1,778 posts and it was at 1,777 before, so **Gadarene** hasn’t posted.”

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