# Magic Jack Customer Support

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 14, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100 "2012-06-14T02:26:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![big\_vinny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@big\_vinny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_vinny)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/41 "2015-02-15T04:46:01Z")

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Stan !! Got the same rude lousy treatment from these idiots !!! I’ve had them for 4 years with no problem… Now all of a sudden I can’t renew … I called and got the routein whats your number… bla bla is it plugged … bla bas whats your name … bla bla … whats your address !! What the hell are they asking me my address they already know !! They have my freaken phone number The you get switched to another idiot and go thru the same rourien again … Then she comes back and says you have to call cust service I typed back … Oh thats nice, idiot! how can I call when my freaken phone doesnt work she tells me to walk down the street and go to a phone booth and use that phone I said there aint no phone booths no more ! She started to tell me our conversation is ended The first idiot I spoke to in freaken India is Crichell The second idiot I spoke to was Neph After getting jerked around I told her she was a f.u.c.k.e.n. whore… she said oh right !! and she was a good whore !! This whole bs thing is pissing me the f.u.c.k. off to no end !! Not only that they have my ported phone number !!! So I’m stuck without a phone !! next step is get a lawyer and sue the money ut of this magicjerkoff guy !!

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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/42 "2015-02-15T10:07:10Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> And using a script that requires them to preface every second sentence with “Thank you for patiently waiting.” Maddening.

No, that is automatically generated by the software if the chat goes x seconds without input from their company rep.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/43 "2015-02-15T12:38:41Z")

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I’m starting to think that Magic Jack customers are all exceptionally illiterate.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/44 "2015-02-15T15:40:33Z")

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zombie or no

i can see the problem you’re having.

there is an echo on your phone line.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/45 "2015-02-15T15:40:52Z")

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This fall on USA: she’s a Functional Ultimate Cyborg Kiler Engine (New) on the run and hiding int he only place she can–the streets! Tune in for _F.U.C.K.E.N. Whore_, Saturdays at 11!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/46 "2015-02-15T17:38:25Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> I’m starting to think that Magic Jack customers are all exceptionally illiterate.

Hey! if they wanted to reed and rite, theyd use someting that rote leters for them lik Magic Pen or sum shit.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/47 "2015-02-15T18:02:37Z")

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Phone booths are so 2013.

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**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/48 "2015-02-15T18:22:22Z")

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I jacked it. Magic came out. The end?

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/49 "2015-02-15T18:42:02Z")

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> [@big\_vinny](#):
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> The first idiot I spoke to in freaken India is Crichell

I just looked at their website; the cost for the first year is sixty bucks (or even fifty bucks, if you buy it from Best Buy where it’s on sale). For that little money why are you surprised or offended that the support staff is overseas? Did you expect to talk to someone in the US? (Not that I expect a response from **big vinny**.)

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**Author:** ![big\_vinny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@big\_vinny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_vinny)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/50 "2015-02-20T14:37:00Z")

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Hey Mr Finn All I want to do is renew ,That’s all… Just like I have done in the past. It’s no big deal !! But All I get is the usual treatment, 100 different reasons why I can’t renew It wasn’t like this 4-5- years ago. I go on the site renew ! And Bang-zoom it s done !!!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/51 "2015-02-20T14:55:23Z")

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If the service was that bad, why did you want to renew so badly?

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/52 "2015-02-20T15:05:47Z")

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Well, their reps certainly aren’t crackerjack.

> [@Mathematics](#):
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> I can’t imagine trying to get a serious issue resolved by saying “can’t use phone… … i just renew my subscription.help i need somebody!!!”

Have you seen the thread about make babby?

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/53 "2015-02-20T15:51:58Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> I’m starting to think that Magic Jack customers are all exceptionally illiterate.

It’s the only product in the mini-VOIP market sold on TV and available in your local Walgreens, AFAIK. That answers a lot of questions.

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**Author:** ![big\_vinny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@big\_vinny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_vinny)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/54 "2015-03-05T16:29:34Z")

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I had enough !!:mad: I went back to Verizon for 16… bucks a months !😃 Like I had for over 22 years !! :o They ported my number back that these idiots had !! It sounded too good to be true ! ☹ in the beginning magicjackoff for only 19.95 a year Yeah right !! what happened to that price !!!

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/55 "2015-03-05T16:35:45Z")

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Seriously, why would anyone ever think that a nearly free service is going to be good?

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/56 "2015-03-05T17:04:31Z")

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Netflix

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**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magic-jack-customer-support/625100/57 "2015-03-05T20:19:50Z")

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> [@wteat\_earthlink.net](#):
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> Again I contacted them and asked for the steps for Arbitration and they cut me off again.
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> Again I asked for the steps for Arbitration and they cut me off again.

Just in case anyone reaches this through Google, the steps are to file with the American Arbitration Association

THE ARBITRATION SHALL BE ADMINISTERED IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE THEN CURRENT COMMERCIAL ARBITRATION RULES OF THE AMERICAN ARBITRATION ASSOCIATION, AS MODIFIED BY THIS AGREEMENT. ANY MATTER TO BE SETTLED BY ARBITRATION SHALL BE SUBMITTED TO THE AMERICAN ARBITRATION ASSOCIATION IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, AND YOU CONSENT TO BINDING ARBITRATION IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA.

[https://www.adr.org/aaa/faces/services/fileacase/fees?\_afrLoop=668212907621564&\_afrWindowMode=0&\_afrWindowId=sgy5j8xcj\_1#%40%3F\_afrWindowId%3Dsgy5j8xcj\_1%26\_afrLoop%3D668212907621564%26\_afrWindowMode%3D0%26\_adf.ctrl-state%3Dsgy5j8xcj\_63](https://www.adr.org/aaa/faces/services/fileacase/fees?_afrLoop=668212907621564&_afrWindowMode=0&_afrWindowId=sgy5j8xcj_1#%40%3F_afrWindowId%3Dsgy5j8xcj_1%26_afrLoop%3D668212907621564%26_afrWindowMode%3D0%26_adf.ctrl-state%3Dsgy5j8xcj_63)

The initial filing fee is $750

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