# \*magical sound effect\* You are now your username - how screwed are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956 "2012-08-19T12:17:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/181 "2012-08-20T12:53:48Z")
On further consideration, is it too late to change my username to **Sexy Well-Adjusted Genius Multibillionaire**? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/182 "2012-08-20T12:55:01Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > On further consideration, is it too late to change my username to **Sexy Well-Adjusted Genius Multibillionaire**? You forgot “With a big schlonk.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/183 "2012-08-20T13:10:57Z")
I would be very screwed… but at least the Mars rover pictures would be awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/184 "2012-08-20T13:33:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _magical sound effect_ You are now your username - how screwed are you? To the max. Literally. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/185 "2012-08-20T13:50:10Z")
My user name is an old AD&D char from a game where the GM went crazy and basically gave us the world so I’ll be flying around on my black pegasus and flinging fireballs from my artifact class staff. Should I ever land I believe it was a pair of swords of dancing (you swing then they fly off and fight for you while you [del]cower in safety[/del] recline in comfort) that will do battle for me. I wonder if this magical noise will also give us access to my hideout in Undermountain. If so, party at my place! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/186 "2012-08-20T13:50:51Z")
Oh, fuuuuuu…dge. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/187 "2012-08-20T13:51:59Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Oh, fuuuuuu…dge. Honey that’s not fudge. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/188 "2012-08-20T13:54:59Z")
Arooo! ---
**Author:** ![gracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@gracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gracer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/189 "2012-08-20T14:18:53Z")
Me, but “bigger, fatter, gracer”. And maybe with _Grace_ being played out of my ears all the time? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/190 "2012-08-20T14:20:25Z")
> [@gracer](#): > > Me, but “bigger, fatter, gracer”. And maybe with _Grace_ being played out of my ears all the time? That’s amazing, grace, er… ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/191 "2012-08-20T14:23:30Z")
Top of the ocean food chain is a nice place to be and I get a whole week dedicated to little ol’ me once a year. I am getting a little tired of the rancid whale blubber though, anybody want to go for a swim? Not sure how I’m typing this thougggggggggggggggsfdajlkaslsdhlksbzzzzt. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/192 "2012-08-20T14:23:45Z")
Who me? ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/193 "2012-08-20T15:02:43Z")
I’d do well in school, but my neighbor would bug the crap out of me and my feet would look like dinner rolls. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/194 "2012-08-20T15:27:14Z")
Looks like I am employed by a clandestine U.S. agency that’s so clandestine, not even the NSA knows it exists. Not bad. > [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Oh, fuuuuuu…dge. Hahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/195 "2012-08-20T15:30:38Z")
I’d be large, hairy, and ill-tempered. Pretty much the same, then. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/196 "2012-08-20T15:31:07Z")
Meh, I guess I’d be pretty much the same. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/197 "2012-08-20T15:35:18Z")
I’ll be OK I guess as long as the sound effect transports me [home](http://www.freewebs.com/1969clangers/home.htm). The language won’t be a problem, all British people my age speak _Clanger_. Not sure how the blue string pudding will go down, I’m more of a curry chap, maybe that will change with the transformation? OK then, I’m off to do some [space fishing!](http://www.freewebs.com/1969clangers/7.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/198 "2012-08-20T15:42:32Z")
[_whistling_]The farmer in the dell…[/_whistling_] …oh, and I guess I am no longer straight! ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/199 "2012-08-20T15:43:55Z")
Given that my name is Hungarian for “turkey breast,” you make the call. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/200 "2012-08-20T15:51:30Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > I would be a kitten called Will, in some kind of danger… > Or am I a question about a kitten who is in some kind of danger? I think that as long as none of look at you, you’ll exist indefinitely in an indeterminate state. So it’s your choice: eternal limbo, or a coin flip… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956.md?page=11)