# \*magical sound effect\* You are now your username - how screwed are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956 "2012-08-19T12:17:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/261 "2012-08-21T16:17:36Z")
Either no Lead Guitar or a possible pregnancy risk?!? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/262 "2012-08-21T16:32:54Z")
My username came from a dream I had where I wrote a children’s book about an 8 year old boy that never aged named Nars Glinley. If I actually turned into that, I think it would suck. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/263 "2012-08-21T18:09:46Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > I’m really screwed … the bad guy in a B movie who never gets the girl, and always gets beaten up or shot by the hero. I get to wear a cool costume sometimes, though. Don’t forget all of the monologues you get to make describing your evil plot and the plans you have for disposing of the hero. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/264 "2012-08-21T18:12:03Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > I’m really screwed … the bad guy in a B movie who never gets the girl, and always gets beaten up or shot by the hero. I get to wear a cool costume sometimes, though. And some sharks with FRICKIN’ LASERS on their heads. ---
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/265 "2012-08-21T18:55:55Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > I’m really screwed … the bad guy in a B movie who never gets the girl, and always gets beaten up or shot by the hero. I get to wear a cool costume sometimes, though. Hurrah! You called? _strikes suitably heroic pose_ > [@cochrane](#): > > Don’t forget all of the monologues you get to make describing your evil plot and the plans you have for disposing of the hero. 😃 Wait…what?!? ---
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/266 "2012-08-21T18:57:12Z")
Feck ---
**Author:** ![Pabitel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Pabitel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pabitel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/267 "2012-08-21T19:06:31Z")
I now have a gotee. ;-)} ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/268 "2012-08-21T19:31:14Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > I’m really screwed … the bad guy in a B movie who never gets the girl, and always gets beaten up or shot by the hero. I get to wear a cool costume sometimes, though. Hey now no one said you couldn’t rise above your name. For your [educational purposes!](http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/269 "2012-08-21T20:00:29Z")
I like this part: She lived in these parts, she was a big old girl Miss Annie, what a wonder Three hundred pounds and six foot eight, in her bare feet Annie Christmas She could drink and she could fight, she had a curly black moustache She was famous, on the river Not so crazy about the [rest](http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/whistledownthewind/anniechristmas.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/270 "2012-08-21T20:26:30Z")
> [@GreedySmurf](#): > > Here’s hoping there isn’t any Gargamel’s or Azreal’s on the board. 😃 > > On the plus side there a few of us small blue folk around here, so at least we can team up, and we’ll have cakes from me, and presumably plenty of booze from Drunky. You know it. You bring the cakes and I’ll bring the smurfberry ale and we’ll go watch Smurfette “exercise” on the smurfer pole. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/271 "2012-08-21T21:06:32Z")
If I knew this was going to happen, I would have picked [Judan](http://judoinfo.com/judan.htm). Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/272 "2012-08-21T23:48:40Z")
Pretty screwed, but children would be crying over me. ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/273 "2012-08-21T23:55:32Z")
I’m funky! ---
**Author:** ![bathsheba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@bathsheba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bathsheba)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/274 "2012-08-22T00:51:05Z")
Royally screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/275 "2012-08-22T02:13:03Z")
I’ll be minding my own business, not doing much, frankly way back here in time there are not many others to chat with. It is all a bit dull really. ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/276 "2012-08-22T02:44:15Z")
I could do all right if I’m not a stray. Except getting coffee would be a bitch. And that neutering thing. ---
**Author:** ![Killroy1221](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47c2d/32.png) [@Killroy1221](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Killroy1221)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/277 "2012-08-22T03:02:21Z")
I would have millions of faces all over the world, and a large nose. Sidenote: Yay! My first post! I have been ghosting y’all for a while… ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/278 "2012-08-22T03:27:05Z")
I would have had [a grand old time](http://www.well.com/user/ari/archy/the.song.of.mehitabel.html) but, having been been introduced to the world in 1916 as a lady of a certain age, I will have been a rather dead cat (not THE **Dead Cat** ) since the '20s. If I was right back then, though, and I’ve been reincarnated, I believe I’d still be hanging around Old Slip–but lounging in one of the high-priced apartments carved out of the old South Street Seaport neighborhood, with organic cat food and the latest in laser toys. I’d probably also be neutered like **Coffeecat**. ☹ but wotthehell wotthehell, toujours gai 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkyBlueKayak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@SkyBlueKayak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBlueKayak)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/279 "2012-08-22T03:28:14Z")
I’m easy to find in a crowd ---
**Author:** ![OldnCrinkly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@OldnCrinkly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldnCrinkly)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/280 "2012-08-22T03:28:54Z")
Well, my son, who originally said it, would say no change. But he’s a teenager, so what does he know? I think I’d have to be, at a minimum, 30 years older than I am to do justice to the name. But some days, after dealing with him and his siblings and their bratty friends all day, I might have to agree with him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956.md?page=15)