# \*magical sound effect\* You are now your username - how screwed are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956 "2012-08-19T12:17:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/321 "2012-08-24T18:29:21Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Not only that, but your units are inverse length\*. What does it mean to be inverse length? Dunno, but maybe **Hal Briston** or **sdrawkcab** could tell you… ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/322 "2012-08-24T19:20:33Z")
I’ve got you under my spell -or- just call me Samantha ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/323 "2012-08-24T19:24:46Z")
I’m a typical Peruvian dish. I hope my wife eats me, that’d be a good way to go. ---
**Author:** ![Banquo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Banquo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/324 "2012-08-24T19:37:57Z")
I’m going to be betrayed by my best pal Macbeth ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/325 "2012-08-24T19:53:08Z")
I am a King! Kneel before my hairy ass! ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/326 "2012-08-24T19:55:19Z")
I’m a keystroke, somebody press the right combination so I can exist! I’m good for undoing things under the right conditions. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/327 "2012-08-24T20:11:34Z")
I’m a 1950s style car mechanic, complete with axle grease on my work pants and superior knowledge about locating spare parts for MGs. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/328 "2012-08-24T20:12:44Z")
I’m not entirely sure what I am. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/329 "2012-08-24T20:58:35Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > I’m not entirely sure what I am. Probably a bauble from a neckless that fell down the bathroom sink and is sitting in the drain trap with all the hair, and soap and toothpaste spit. ---
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/330 "2012-08-24T21:45:36Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > Bwahaha you just keep telling yourself that we haven’t made any advances in Anti-silver technology. That assumes of course that you’re now an actual werewolf and not just some ungodly combination of an ordinary human and wolf, in which case everyday bullets would work just fine… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/331 "2012-08-24T22:38:20Z")
Uh…well i really don’t want to know the answer to this question. ---
**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/332 "2012-08-24T22:45:15Z")
Being a knight of darkness, centurion of evil and devil’s prince doesn’t sound so bad, depending on the pay scale and the perks. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/333 "2012-08-24T22:50:13Z")
I’m an imaginary viking conjured up form someone’s high school inside joke. I wear a silly horned hat, and I really, really, really hate the French. Arrrrg! ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/334 "2012-08-25T01:10:36Z")
I wish you all well. Me, I’m not in any hurry, so by all means go next. I’d probably stay pretty much the same, maybe better able to say considerate things at the right time. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/335 "2012-08-25T05:22:00Z")
No one knows who I am, but everyone knows who the guy behind me is. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/336 "2012-08-25T05:47:07Z")
I’m extremely badass for my size. The problem is, I weigh less than a dime. ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/337 "2012-08-25T08:17:43Z")
I’m feeling pretty good about myself right now. Wow! where did all these supermodels come from all of a sudden? Why, yes, I will have another glass of Dom. Now, which football team should I buy, hmmm? If any of you are in need of financial assistance…talk to the friendly loan officer at your local bank. ---
**Author:** ![Meurglys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@Meurglys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meurglys)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/338 "2012-08-25T16:26:46Z")
I’m either a traitor’s sword from the Song of Roland and maybe get to sit with a big axe and a couple of other swords in a rack somewhere. Or else I’m an [electric guitar](http://www.vandergraafgenerator.co.uk/ph_guitars.htm), possibly a 1959 black Hagstrom ED46 DeLuxe, or a Vox Teardrop with built in fuzz and fx, covered in rabbit fur (!) or, more likely a [black Guild](http://www.vandergraafgenerator.co.uk/over2.jpg). Rumours I was an ice blue Stratocaster were false. I’m very trustworthy and get to go on tour with my favourite musician, both solo gigs and with the group! Excellent! But I must run, I’m on stage in Tokyo _right now_! ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/339 "2012-08-25T17:00:28Z")
> [@Rich\_Mann](#): > > I’m feeling pretty good about myself right now. Wow! where did all these supermodels come from all of a sudden? Why, yes, I will have another glass of Dom. Now, which football team should I buy, hmmm? > > If any of you are in need of financial assistance…talk to the friendly loan officer at your local bank. Do you biddy-biddy-bum all day? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956/340 "2012-08-25T19:43:26Z")
Things are pretty much normal for me. Except it’s almost time for my nap, and I have to fight **kaylasdad** s 1 through 98 for my share of the covers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/magical-sound-effect-you-are-now-your-username-how-screwed-are-you/631956.md?page=18)