# Maine Governor: These Traffickers (D-Money, Shifty...) Impregnate Young White Girls **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 8, 2016, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481 "2016-01-08T08:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/21 "2016-01-08T17:15:51Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I, too, impregnated a white girl once. Where do I go to get my cool nickname? Slythe ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/22 "2016-01-08T17:16:54Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > Yeah, it’s “Maine Bloggers” who are the real bad guys here, Another state government being run down by the corruption and influence of Big Blog. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/23 "2016-01-08T17:18:08Z")
So Smoothy is giving white Maine women the old jamba juice? And Gov. Whitey Oldman has just issued [this](http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Dee-Money-Cover-Art.jpg) as a suspect for all Maine LEOs to watch out for. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/24 "2016-01-08T18:01:18Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > LePage is going with the time-honored Chickenshit Defense: > [Paul LePage Insists His Drug Remarks Weren't Racist Because 'Maine Is Essentially All White' | HuffPost Latest News](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paul-lepage-heroin_568fd373e4b0c8beacf6a626) > > > [@](#): > > > > “I tried to explain that Maine is essentially all white,” he said. “I should have said ‘Maine women.’” Well, at least that answers the hoary conundrum, “Hey, where are the white women at?!” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/25 "2016-01-08T18:04:48Z")
And here I thought [Skinheads From Maine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obZ7_c4BrDc) was supposed to be a _parody_. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/26 "2016-01-08T18:07:59Z")
Notice that now that white kids are doing it, it’s an epidemic, but before it was a war. Also, the concern is only for the white people getting hopped up from negroes with their jazz music. Republican really are just fucking horrible people. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/27 "2016-01-08T18:11:07Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > …Republican really are just fucking horrible people. Well, really, what choice do they have? Who else would have them? ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/28 "2016-01-08T18:18:08Z")
Fair point, maybe that’s why they’re angry all the time. The blacks are getting all the white women. I love how the governor’s spokesperson said that race was irrelevant to the issue. I wonder who injected race into the issue? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/29 "2016-01-08T18:20:43Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Republican really are just fucking horrible people. …Ayuh. ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/30 "2016-01-08T18:48:16Z")
And our dumbass of a governor sticks his foot in his mouth again. I wish they’d hurry up with those [impeachment proceedings](http://www.pressherald.com/2016/01/06/dems-no-lepage-impeachment-votes-today/) already! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/31 "2016-01-08T19:13:59Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Also, the concern is only for the white people getting hopped up from negroes with their jazz music. > [@](#): > > When Connie was firmly trussed and secured to the wheel, Jeff excused himself and returned a few moments later wearing a makeshift Nazi uniform, a snapped-off car aerial clutched in his hand. > > “Gee,” exclaimed Jeff as he began to lash out viciously at her unprotected body, “I’ve been wanting to try this ever since I first heard Negro music!” [“First Blowjob,” _National Lampoon_](http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/000002f7.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/32 "2016-01-08T21:13:28Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Republican really are just fucking horrible people. In Soviet Maine, horrible people fuck YOU! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/33 "2016-01-09T03:18:30Z")
All the bullshit about right to life and family values and the GOP is about nothing more than keeping drug crazed negroes away from white women; just like the fucking Klan. ---
**Author:** ![Graymalkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@Graymalkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Graymalkin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/34 "2016-01-09T03:43:58Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > In Soviet Maine, horrible people fuck YOU! Ha! That’s pretty good! ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/35 "2016-01-09T05:00:14Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Fair point, maybe that’s why they’re angry all the time. The blacks are getting all the white women. I love how the governor’s spokesperson said that race was irrelevant to the issue. I wonder who injected race into the issue? Apparently it was D-Money, Smoothy, and Shifty who injected race, at least into the White Maine Women. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/36 "2016-01-09T09:39:29Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > All the bullshit about right to life and family values and the GOP is about nothing more than keeping drug crazed negroes away from white women; just like the fucking Klan. You are delusional. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/37 "2016-01-09T12:56:33Z")
Please advise. If that were true, would it in any way make the Governor’s remarks less repulsive? ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/38 "2016-01-09T13:10:38Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > All the bullshit about right to life and family values and the GOP is about nothing more than keeping drug crazed negroes away from white women; just like the fucking Klan. Well, it’s also about keeping woman as second class citizens. So there’s that. In better news, the Original D-Money has joined the game. He’s a celebrity party promoter in Las Vegas. He’s also a white guy named Darren Blatt. Blatt complains that LaPage remarks are, “flippant, incredibly racist, as well as misinformed”. In order to “educate LePage on E-Commerce” and demonstrate his non-hooliganity, Blatt has invited him to attend an upcoming party, with VIP passes and comped hotel rooms. The entertainment for the event will be provided by “two legendary west coast artists, Tha Dogg Pound and E40”. And that is how you make D-Money. Story about the invite at TMZ - > **[Maine Governor LePage -- The Real D-Money ... I Don't Want Your White Women...](https://www.tmz.com/2016/01/09/maine-governor-racist-d-money-white-women-letter/)** > > Governor Paul LePage from Maine may worry that black men are coming to his state to commit crimes and impregnate white women, but someone he named has come forward to provide help ... and a fabulous weekend in VEGAS YO!!! Text of the invite - [http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz\_documents/DMONEY%20LETTER%20TO%20GOVERNOR[2]\_Redacted.pdf](http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/DMONEY%20LETTER%20TO%20GOVERNOR%5B2%5D_Redacted.pdf) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/39 "2016-01-09T13:50:26Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > White Girl: Zounds! Such a member. Fill me with baby and go! I always wondered where they got the idea for the “Fill & Go” gas station chain… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/40 "2016-01-09T15:19:16Z")
> [@piepiepie](#): > > Does the good Governor of Maine not know that black women are God? How dare he insinuate that those totally not fictional black men impregnate anyone besides black women! As a black woman, I could not believe my melanated eyes and organs when I read that. Do I work with you? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481.md?page=3)