# Maine Governor: These Traffickers (D-Money, Shifty...) Impregnate Young White Girls **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 8, 2016, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481 "2016-01-08T08:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![eclectic\_wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ac91a4/32.png) [@eclectic\_wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eclectic_wench)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/41 "2016-01-09T15:32:05Z")
‘Smoothie’? The guy is looking for a nickname that will encapsulate the ultimate in feral drugged-up priapic lethal depravity, and what he comes up with is ‘Smoothie’? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/42 "2016-01-09T15:45:22Z")
> [@eclectic\_wench](#): > > ‘Smoothie’? > > The guy is looking for a nickname that will encapsulate the ultimate in feral drugged-up priapic lethal depravity, and what he comes up with is ‘Smoothie’? Smoothie grew up in California. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/43 "2016-01-09T17:32:00Z")
I noticed that he doesn’t really seem too interested in drug dealers named Justin or Chad either. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/44 "2016-01-09T18:28:33Z")
> [@](#): > > LePage, however, said Friday that his remarks had nothing to do with race. > > “I tried to explain that Maine is essentially all white,” he said. “I should have said ‘Maine women.’” > > According to the Census Bureau, Maine is 95 percent white, which is a far higher percentage than the country at large. Evidently the white girls of Maine have some black in them. Or at least they’d like to. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/45 "2016-01-09T18:54:56Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I noticed that he doesn’t really seem too interested in drug dealers named Justin or Chad either. Chad? You mean like in _Africa_? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/46 "2016-01-09T19:06:42Z")
No. Like in the suburbs, hanging out with Trevor, Chandler and Biff. ---
**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/47 "2016-01-09T19:21:07Z")
I once read that some cultures in very isolated environments (the Arctic, certain Pacific islands) have a custom in which men offer their wives for the sexual use of visitors. The sociobiological reason being that it has the effect of expanding an otherwise extremely narrow gene pool. Thus if Maine is a small, isolated population (and in some ways it is exactly that), then, from an evolutionary perspective, the impregnation of white Mainers by non-white non-Mainers would surely be a Good Thing. Why is Governor LePage complaining? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/48 "2016-01-09T21:31:05Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > In Soviet Maine, horrible people fuck YOU! Yeah, but at least you get a nice lobster out of the deal. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/49 "2016-01-09T22:23:13Z")
It’s a rare week when those of us down here in Georgia get to say “Well, at least we’re not _Maine_.” ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/50 "2016-01-09T23:34:51Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > It’s a rare week when those of us down here in Georgia get to say “Well, at least we’re not _Maine_.” Now I’m wondering if [these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3VUZYxr0MA)guys are involved. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/51 "2016-01-09T23:38:37Z")
I kinda like the meta ness of the whole thing. For him to be a racist you have to assume that a large fraction of drug dealers are black. And that they have weird assed nick names. Its the race controversy version of “do you still beat your wife?” question. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/52 "2016-01-10T00:09:46Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > For him to be a racist you have to assume that a large fraction of drug dealers are black. What? Isn’t _he_ the one introducing that assumption? ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/53 "2016-01-10T01:03:08Z")
Well isn’t this horrible. Not enough of an excuse, but I will remind people that the pompous. racist, lazy gasbag was NEVER the people’s choice for governor, but the lucky meat-puppet (TWICE!) won elections in which the Democratic Party stupidly split their vote. Which means, unfortunately that the undisciplined majority let this piece of talking shit slide into the governor’s mansion twice, and between his illegal cuts to basic human services and his use of his office to illegally punish political rivals, Maine is now the Mississippi of New England, without even any visible minorities to oppress. Takes vision to do that. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/54 "2016-01-10T01:09:04Z")
> [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](#): > > and between his illegal cuts to basic human services and his use of his office to illegally punish political rivals, Maine is now the Mississippi of New England, without even any visible minorities to oppress. Takes vision to do that. Stuff like this is why I love the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/55 "2016-01-10T01:54:14Z")
> [@Peremensoe](#): > > What? Isn’t _he_ the one introducing that assumption? No, no, of course not. If he was, why wouldn’t he just say that, rather than setting up the ‘what, me?’ card by talking about how they’re polluting the [del]white[/del] Maine women? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/56 "2016-01-10T02:01:33Z")
> [@eclectic\_wench](#): > > ‘Smoothie’? > > The guy is looking for a nickname that will encapsulate the ultimate in feral drugged-up priapic lethal depravity, and what he comes up with is ‘Smoothie’? If he wanted to emphasize priapic, the nickname should have been “Bumpy”, or better yet “Stiffy.” ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/57 "2016-01-10T03:20:41Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > If he wanted to emphasize priapic, the nickname should have been “Bumpy”, or better yet “Stiffy.” Or he could have researched _real_ hard-cases and used their names as examples. You know - tough guys like [Spook and Choo-Choo](http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/13674/13893102_1.jpg?v=8CF55D6A50C2C50). ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/58 "2016-01-10T13:46:59Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > LePage doesn’t care if you knock up white girls in Connecticut Well, how could you _not_? > [@Czarcasm](#): > > I, too, impregnated a white girl once. Where do I go to get my cool nickname? I impregnated a white girl. Once. In 1992. For 20 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/59 "2016-01-10T15:21:11Z")
Smoothie is the worst drug-seller nickname, ever. > [@eclectic\_wench](#): > > ‘Smoothie’? > > The guy is looking for a nickname that will encapsulate the ultimate in feral drugged-up priapic lethal depravity, and what he comes up with is ‘Smoothie’? “Orange Julius” was taken. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2016, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maine-governor-these-traffickers-d-money-shifty-impregnate-young-white-girls/742481/60 "2016-01-10T21:00:21Z")
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