# Mainstream movies and anuses

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 11, 2007, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459 "2007-03-11T06:16:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/21 "2007-03-12T07:05:15Z")

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Wasn’t Sauron’s anus throbbing on top of Amon Amarth?

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/22 "2007-03-12T07:08:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Krokodil]  
**Pink Flamingos** might qualify, depending on where you draw the line for “mainstream.”  
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Pink Flamingos is definitely. DEFINITELY. Not. Mainstream.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/23 "2007-03-12T08:15:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Walloon]  
When he moons the concert audience onstage in _Velvet Goldmine_.  
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You know, I completely forgot to mention that the movie was “The Pillow Book.” Heh, sorry.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/24 "2007-03-12T08:28:09Z")

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A non-human anus was pivotal to the resolution of the forgettable David Duchovny comedy **Evolution**. They figured out what chemical would harm the giant alien, where they could get it in sufficient quantities, and how to deliver it into the alien’s body.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/25 "2007-03-12T08:29:58Z")

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[QUOTE=lissener]  
Pink Flamingos is definitely. DEFINITELY. Not. Mainstream.  
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Well, it kind of was, in the sense that it was seen in theaters by ordinary citizens who weren’t wearing peepshow raincoats.

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**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/26 "2007-03-12T09:55:43Z")

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
I think the French movie _Baise moi_ has a shot of a gun shoved up against an anus before it is fired. It’s not a comedy.  
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Sorry, this quote had me in stitches.

But I’d vote for any movie with mooning scenes. There seriously must be some skinny dude with no ass, and I know I’ve seen a movie where someone moons and spreads their cheeks. You probably won’t get much more than that in a non-porn movie.

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**Author:** ![Lipid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/43a26b/32.png) [@Lipid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lipid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/27 "2007-03-12T18:51:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Bootis]  
There were several anus shots in “Honey, I Shrunk Your Anus”

Lipid, I have to comment that you waited 2 years, only to post in an anus thread?  
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I was wondering if anyone would notice that! I’ve been lurking for quite some time but recently decided to pay the membership fee.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/28 "2007-03-12T20:12:54Z")

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I’m trying to remember if Jackass actually showed an anus. Besides the x-ray of the one with the truck up it.

or the one near the gooch with the electrode stuck to it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/29 "2007-03-12T20:28:42Z")

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I realize the OP specified only human, but **Evolution** showed what was undoubtedly alien anus at the …End? Climax? These all sound like double entendres.

I’m sure there must be non-human anuses in lots of other pictures.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/30 "2007-03-12T20:51:09Z")

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That nasty sphincter under the tripod thingy in _War of the Worlds_ sure looked like an anus to me.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/31 "2007-03-12T20:56:19Z")

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Actually, the most anus-like thing I recall from a mainstream pic was the iris aperture that the Enterprise uses to go into V’Ger in **Star Trek – The Motion Picture**

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**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/32 "2007-03-12T21:34:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin]  
Wasn’t Sauron’s anus throbbing on top of Amon Amarth?  
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That was his flaming vagina.

And isn’t Amon Amarth = Mount Doom? Sauron’s vagina was on top of his giant phallic Black Tower (the elvish name of which escapes me).

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/33 "2007-03-12T21:43:58Z")

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[This](http://imdb.com/title/tt0072761/) moive got an R rating with a spead leg shot- surely a spread cheek shot would be permitted?

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**Author:** ![Potato\_Pancakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Potato\_Pancakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Potato_Pancakes)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/34 "2007-03-12T22:03:16Z")

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What about Jim Carrey’s in Eternal Sunshine and the Spotless Anus?

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**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/35 "2007-03-12T23:26:30Z")

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There was a cartoon anus in _The Wall_, but that may not count.

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/36 "2007-03-13T00:59:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Chronos]  
It occurs to me that there’s a mass-mooning scene in _Braveheart_. There would have been an unobstructed line of sight to multiple ani in that scene, though the shot was from a great enough distance that each one would probably have been smaller than a pixel.  
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Pixelated anuses. It’s like internet porn on dialup all over again.

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**Author:** ![Opus1962](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@Opus1962](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opus1962)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/37 "2013-03-28T02:18:58Z")

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Indecent Behavior. Shannon Tweeds assistent in the second sex scene you get a nice look at her anus.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/38 "2013-03-28T02:45:01Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> I think the French movie _Baise moi_ has a shot of a gun shoved up against an anus before it is fired. It’s not a comedy.

> [@Merkwurdigliebe](#):
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> Sorry, this quote had me in stitches.

I’m laughing already!

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**Author:** ![AngelSoft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelsoft/32/440_2.png) [@AngelSoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelSoft)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/39 "2013-03-28T02:50:07Z")

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> [@Opus1962](#):
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> Indecent Behavior. Shannon Tweeds assistent in the second sex scene you get a nice look at her anus.

Dear god, I don’t even want to know what you were googling for when you came across this thread.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mainstream-movies-and-anuses/395459/40 "2013-03-28T06:18:13Z")

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> [@AngelSoft](#):
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> Dear god, I don’t even want to know what you were googling for when you came across this thread.

Jennifer Anuston pics, I presume.

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