# Majel's boobs, real or fake? (trek) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 19, 2011, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802 "2011-09-19T07:46:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/1 "2011-09-19T07:46:44Z")
Just rewatching “What Are Little Girls Made Of?” and I couldn’t help but wonder, em, what was she made of? No doubting those legs and dat ass, but in the ep, she looked like she was stuffing her costume up top. [Tits on a ritz?](http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6117/majel.jpg) Just don’t look natural! ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/2 "2011-09-19T08:15:47Z")
I’m a gay guy, so what do I know, but her boobs look fine and natural to me. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/3 "2011-09-19T08:26:42Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > Just rewatching “What Are Little Girls Made Of?” and I couldn’t help but wonder, em, what was she made of? In that episode, you were checking out Nurse Chapel? ---
**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/4 "2011-09-19T08:29:03Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > In that episode, you were checking out Nurse Chapel? Does that make me a gay guy? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/5 "2011-09-19T08:31:26Z")
The bras of that era were sturdy. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/6 "2011-09-19T08:33:03Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > In that episode, you were checking out Nurse Chapel? Andrea’s boobs were a lot smaller. That’s why she had to wear the outfit. ---
**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/7 "2011-09-19T08:39:12Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Andrea’s boobs were a lot smaller. That’s why she had to wear the outfit. Were they really? I just don’t think Majel had that much on top, which is totally fine with me. I prefer small boobies, they are for the most part more delicate and feminine. It may just be the costume, but it looks like whatever she had, was added onto. Whereas Andrea was pretty much natural. [cite](http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/1207/battleofthepointyties.jpg) Now, you tell me, which are more real? ---
**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/8 "2011-09-19T08:49:19Z")
Or, more dramatically- [It’s a fake!](http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2636/fakeoi.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/9 "2011-09-19T08:50:41Z")
And another question, Andrea’s nipples were pretty obvious, or even if they were just folds in WWT’s costuming, how in the hell did that pass the censors? ---
**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/10 "2011-09-19T09:06:19Z")
Hell, check out this shot, where both nipples and vulva are pretty obvious! [Holy Moley!](http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6500/andreapractically.jpg) Even Majel is staring at that shit! And they wonder why adolescent boys loved Star Trek. It was the best we had back before the Internet! ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/11 "2011-09-19T10:10:38Z")
Yes, but, in that costume she couldn’t be wearing any bra at all, hence the nipples and natural form. Majel looks to be wearing the aforementioned industrial-strength bra of the era… probably the infamous cone bra. Based on her appearance in later Treks, she had to be working with something up top! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/12 "2011-09-19T11:14:43Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > Hell, check out this shot, where both nipples and vulva are pretty obvious! > > [Holy Moley!](http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6500/andreapractically.jpg) > > Even Majel is staring at that shit! And Kirk has to be physically restrained. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/13 "2011-09-19T11:21:35Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > And Kirk has to be physically restrained. As did I. WOW! ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/14 "2011-09-19T11:32:51Z")
There’s nothing about those images that make me think they’re fake. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/15 "2011-09-19T12:24:04Z")
It seems to me that kids today are not accustomed to the mid-60s industrial-strength-bra defined torpedoes look. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/16 "2011-09-19T14:09:18Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > It seems to me that kids today are not accustomed to the mid-60s industrial-strength-bra defined torpedoes look. That and the costume is strange. It has seams where most normal garments don’t have them and they, well, enhance the overall look. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/17 "2011-09-19T14:14:08Z")
The boobs are real. It’s Majel Barrett that’s fake. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/18 "2011-09-19T14:14:19Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > Hell, check out this shot, where both nipples and vulva are pretty obvious! > > [Holy Moley!](http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6500/andreapractically.jpg) > > Even Majel is staring at that shit! > > And they wonder why adolescent boys loved Star Trek. It was the best we had back before the Internet! It’s the '60s so that my friend is her bush. I would also like to add that I, Zebra, personally touched the outfit that Andrea wore in this episode while viewing the collection during the Star Trek Auction. (yes, I took a good smell too) All I can say is, They should have sent a poet. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/19 "2011-09-19T14:23:12Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > It’s the '60s so that my friend is her bush. > I would also like to add that I, Zebra, personally touched the outfit that Andrea wore in this episode while viewing the collection during the Star Trek Auction. (yes, I took a good smell too) > > All I can say is, They should have sent a poet. Agreed. Waxing hadn’t been invented yet. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802/20 "2011-09-19T14:36:53Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > It’s the '60s so that my friend is her bush. But you have to admit there are some very dromedary like characteristics there. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majels-boobs-real-or-fake-trek/596802.md?page=2)