# Majormd related pointless stuff... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 1999, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246 "1999-12-22T03:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/1 "1999-12-22T03:01:00Z")
From a different thread, Melin writes: > [@](#): > > Nope, guess I’m influential enough to have a major/doctor as my very own flunkie. Does a Major Doctor have to take orders from a General Practitioner? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/2 "1999-12-22T03:11:00Z")
If he’s in Private Practice, he does. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/3 "1999-12-22T03:13:00Z")
Unless the order is Petty, in which case obedience is not Warranted. * * * Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/4 "1999-12-22T03:18:00Z")
In a effort to move this thread to a more suitable forum, I offer this: Douglips, you sanctimonious prig. Who gave you the gonads to ask a question of someone as lofty as **melin**. To “pick apart” a truly inspired post – one which others have read and shied away from for fear of post-post posts which would have subjected them to ridicule. Instead, you create another thread. I for one shan’t stand, sit, kneel or prosrtate myself for it!!! A kick in the balls to you, sir! And an elbow to the larynx. You are truly dried smegmatic discharge regurgitated from an misbegotten bastard troll. ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/5 "1999-12-22T03:35:00Z")
Oh yeah? Well at least I get to go home to my wife every night. Have fun in the Atlantic! Does that help? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/6 "1999-12-22T03:51:00Z")
::gazes blankly at screen, trying to decide whether she has been insulted or complimented, shrugs and pulls out the bottle of Glenlivet, passes it around:: “Merry Christmas!” -Melin ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/7 "1999-12-22T04:12:00Z")
I was just trying to be funny. It was that felching son of a Jarhead’s bleeding anal carbunkle that brought this thread to the level of inhuman insults. A thousand pox on the swabbie! May his XO request he bend over to adjust the radar screen. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/8 "1999-12-22T04:23:00Z")
Glenlivet?!?!? Melin, I love you! ::takes some, passes it back:: * * * “Jesus Mary Joseph…you’re a biker chick!” - co-worker, upon hearing of my tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/9 "1999-12-22T05:07:00Z")
::Glancing around GBS as she sits naked in my lap:: In the Atlantic?? Only bubbleheads have fun _ **in** _ the Atlantic (and in their dreams{and in their boyfriends _sorry squirrel!_!}!)! I prefer to have fun _ **in** _ my girlfriend!! ::hitting the g-spot he murmurs, “That’s why we don’t cycle or climb anymore, hon.”:: GBS – ::\*\*HMM[/b}MMMmmm…\_\_\_!!! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/10 "1999-12-22T05:11:00Z")
And if I hadn’t gotten off just now, I would have used a ‘closed bracket’ instead of a '“shift” closed bracket!!! GBS – **HMMmmm** _mmm_mmm…\_\_\_!!! (again and again)!! ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/11 "1999-12-22T06:01:00Z")
Oh sure, you break out the good scotch when it’s virtual. Enjoy your shore leave, Chief! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/12 "1999-12-23T05:54:00Z")
Melin - you think YOU’RE confused??? I’ll see your Glenlivet & raise you a bottle Laphroaig, though… 😉 * * * Sue from El Paso Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/13 "1999-12-23T07:28:00Z")
::looks around carefully, making sure nobody else is watching:: ::takes bottle of Slivovitz out from under coat:: I’ll meet your Laphroaig, and raise a glass of this! ::pours:: Ah! ::looks around at Falcon, Sue, Doug, Manny, the Chief, and others:: Now don’t go telling anybody else this stuff is here! -Melin ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/14 "1999-12-23T09:33:00Z")
Ah ha! Turn my back for a moment on the Guy Stuff thread where there is only cheep beer and what do I find?! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/15 "1999-12-23T16:07:00Z")
Oh, we’re finally breaking out the good stuff! Would anyone care for a [Glen Morangie](http://www.glenmorangie.com/start/ie_pc.htm) ? * * * Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/16 "1999-12-23T16:45:00Z")
Hmph. I’m an “other.” Where’s that Clique thread? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/17 "1999-12-23T16:54:00Z")
Rysdad wrote: > [@](#): > > If he’s in Private Practice, he does. I’m going to have to sick Corporal Punishment on you for that one. * * * The truth, as always, is more complicated than that. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/18 "1999-12-23T17:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > from for fear of post-post posts Chief, you really need to get some help for that stutter. Does Sue see CPOs? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/19 "1999-12-23T19:08:00Z")
Melin, I’ll trade you a swig of your slivovica for a sip of this vile unicum… (glug glug glug) Much better. Is it noon yet? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246/20 "1999-12-24T00:22:00Z")
Oooo, Manny . . . . -Melin [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/majormd-related-pointless-stuff/12246.md?page=2)