# Make a face

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481 "2003-06-03T23:53:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481/1 "2003-06-03T23:53:01Z")

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I found this neat website where you can make a face  
[http://www.protozoo.com/mutant/](http://www.protozoo.com/mutant/)

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**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481/2 "2003-06-04T00:12:37Z")

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Hmm…

Doesn’t work for me.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481/3 "2003-06-04T03:46:47Z")

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hey!

It works for me.

fun

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481/4 "2003-06-04T07:38:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jpeg Jones \*  
> \*\*Hmm…
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> Doesn’t work for me. \*\*

It is a Flash file so you need to have the Flash player installed. I guess that’s it.

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481/5 "2003-06-04T08:01:57Z")

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Thanks a lot! I was looking for something fun just now.

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481/6 "2003-06-04T09:55:11Z")

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Try this one too: [http://sailor.teemingmillions.com/images/karma-01.swf](http://sailor.teemingmillions.com/images/karma-01.swf)

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481/7 "2003-06-04T10:04:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sailor \*  
> \*\*Try this one too: [http://sailor.teemingmillions.com/images/karma-01.swf](http://sailor.teemingmillions.com/images/karma-01.swf) \*\*

The guy doesn’t even have a penis! But very practical anyhow 😉

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-a-face/179481/8 "2003-06-04T22:59:29Z")

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Heh, I’ve been having way too much fun with this. First I made a [pretty boy](http://www.geocities.com/mean_lady_in_ca/face1.bmp). Then I made, err, [the elephant man](http://www.geocities.com/mean_lady_in_ca/face3.bmp)? Finally I made [this](http://www.geocities.com/mean_lady_in_ca/face4.bmp). I’m not even sure what to call it. I’ve found that if you use the scrunched up eyebrows, the face comes out looking hilarious no matter what.

Upon preview, I realize that Geoshities thinks it’s slick. Apparently you can’t link from message boards. Luckily for me, I’ve found a loophole. When you click the links, just erase the www, click go, and you should be able to see the pics.