# Make it up as you go...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-it-up-as-you-go/62454>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 18, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-it-up-as-you-go/62454 "2001-04-18T22:55:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-it-up-as-you-go/62454/1 "2001-04-18T22:55:38Z")

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A midget, a duck, and a priest walk into a bar…

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-it-up-as-you-go/62454/2 "2001-04-18T22:58:51Z")

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The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?” The duck says …

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**Author:** ![JZStone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@JZStone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JZStone)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-it-up-as-you-go/62454/3 "2001-04-18T23:22:08Z")

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“Not a joke at all my good man. I’m here with my friends to bet you $100 Pip the Mighty Squeak here can stand on one end of your bar and piss in a shot glass on the other end.” To this, the bartender replied…

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-it-up-as-you-go/62454/4 "2001-04-18T23:28:51Z")

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Damn you, JZStone! (Oh no, don’t mind me…)

I really need to start reading/posting faster.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-it-up-as-you-go/62454/5 "2001-04-18T23:47:00Z")

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“How will he do that if he’s knocked out?” and promptly delivers a kung fu death grip to the midget.

The Duck, now obviously outraged, heads for the bartender and…

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-it-up-as-you-go/62454/6 "2001-04-19T00:06:16Z")

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…whaps him on the back of the head with a stick, puts his dick in the bartenders mouth and gets a blowjob. After he’s done, the duck turns to the others and asks if anyone else wants to try. The priest says…