# Make like a... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016 "2000-08-11T20:31:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/1 "2000-08-11T20:31:01Z")
So we have: Make like a tree and leaf Make like an egg and beat it Make like a priest and get the hell out of here Make like a baby and head out what else? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/2 "2000-08-11T20:39:52Z")
Make like Tom and Cruise. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/3 "2000-08-11T21:01:22Z")
Make like a Richmond elk and VA-moose. ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/4 "2000-08-11T21:07:27Z")
make like a cow and moo-ve ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/5 "2000-08-11T21:09:46Z")
Make like the shuttle and take off, eh? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/6 "2000-08-11T21:11:33Z")
As my mother used to say . . . “Make like Eastern Europeans and be Russian out of there” and “make like [droppings] and hit the road” Make like the Pacers after this year’s NBA Finals. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/7 "2000-08-11T21:16:39Z")
Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/8 "2000-08-11T21:18:23Z")
Make like a tree…(wait for it) And get outta here. ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/9 "2000-08-11T21:41:58Z")
**Make like Pee Wee Herman and go fuck yourself.** I just thought of that. I couldn’t think of any notorious mastubators other than Pee Wee and I. Er, other than Pee Wee. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/10 "2000-08-11T21:47:50Z")
Oh… I just thought of one. Make like a green light and go. ---
**Author:** ![Boots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@Boots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boots)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/11 "2000-08-11T22:26:06Z")
Make like a bakery truck and haul buns outta here (courtesy, of course, of Cheech and Chong) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/12 "2000-08-11T22:44:45Z")
make like horse shit and hit the dusty trail Make like Cheech and blow this joint ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/13 "2000-08-11T22:52:56Z")
Make like Microsoft, and split HAW HAW HAW! I KILL ME! ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/14 "2000-08-11T22:57:17Z")
Make like the donkey truck and haul ass. ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/15 "2000-08-11T23:08:09Z")
Make… like a Banana and Split. like Windex and Run. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/16 "2000-08-11T23:10:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by friedo \* > \*\*Make like Microsoft, and split > > HAW HAW HAW! I KILL ME! > > \*\* That was good. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/17 "2000-08-12T02:37:09Z")
make like an egg and scramble? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/18 "2000-08-12T02:43:39Z")
Make like a Hockey player and get the puck out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Philbuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Philbuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philbuck)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/19 "2000-08-12T02:52:12Z")
Make like a nuclear reactor and scram. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016/20 "2000-08-12T02:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Make like Pee Wee Herman and go fuck yourself. How 'bout… Make like Paul Reubens and beat it! Make like an alligator and drag ass outta here! In honour of Oscar Wilde… “Let’s blow this town!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-like-a/29016.md?page=2)