# Make me regret this post **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 6, 2002, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245 "2002-09-06T05:48:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/1 "2002-09-06T05:48:01Z")
Fuck you all. Yeah, you heard me right. Fuck you all. With a stick. A large stick. A stick that makes all other sticks stand up and say “fuck me, that’s a large stick!” I want you to yell at me, scream at me, coerce me into doing sinful things with members of the animal kingdom. I want you to explain to me why you’re annoyed with me…in detail. And I don’t want no smary ass answers like “you suck” or “your breath stinks.” because you’re so fucking unoriginal you couldn’t make pizza. I want to know why you hate me. Why you loathe me. Why you are mixed with 50% fear and 49% jealousy with 1% mixed between persperation and apathy. I want to know why none of you have offered you bodies to me, your saten devil master. No, not satin. For I have no fiber count nor am I silky smooth. Notice I’ve used no Monty Python references in this entire thread. That’s how good I am at bullshitting my way through an improv thread. So moderators, administrators, romans friends and countrymen alike, I apologize. For everyone else, you can take a long walk off a short walking area. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/2 "2002-09-06T06:05:44Z")
I lube you Ender. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/3 "2002-09-06T06:06:34Z")
I suppose it’s possible to crucify yourself, but that last nail is a real pain in the ass. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/4 "2002-09-06T06:08:10Z")
Mmmm, carrot cake. And you can’t have any. ---
**Author:** ![MisterThyristor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@MisterThyristor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MisterThyristor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/5 "2002-09-06T06:41:47Z")
_yawn_ Sorry, that sounds too much like work. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/6 "2002-09-06T06:42:01Z")
I want you to know, I hold you in the highest respect. You’re _tops_ with me! **TAKE THAT!!!** ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/7 "2002-09-06T06:47:06Z")
You got something you wanna \*SHARE \* **Ender**? Oh, and there’s a wonderful new minty toothpaste on the market too!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/8 "2002-09-06T07:15:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Fuck you all. No, and don’t ask again. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/9 "2002-09-06T07:29:37Z")
[Woody Allen] There aren’t words for it! I _loave_ you! I _looff_ you! [/Woody Allen] You’re just scrumptious, you cutie pie! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/10 "2002-09-06T07:29:57Z")
{{{ **Ender** }}} Take that, you big huggy bear:) ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/11 "2002-09-06T07:30:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*I want you to (_snip_) coerce me into doing sinful things with members of the animal kingdom. \*\* Sorry I couldn’t do that to the animals. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/12 "2002-09-06T07:45:56Z")
Regretting it yet? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/13 "2002-09-06T07:52:25Z")
Ender, you give me a boner. (How’s THAT for making you regret that post?) ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/14 "2002-09-06T07:56:46Z")
Spoofe, you are just gross. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/15 "2002-09-06T08:07:30Z")
Who the fuck is Enderw24? ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/16 "2002-09-06T09:30:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*Fuck you all. > > Yeah, you heard me right. Fuck you all. With a stick. A large stick. A stick that makes all other sticks stand up and say “fuck me, that’s a large stick!” > > I want you to yell at me, scream at me, coerce me into doing sinful things with members of the animal kingdom. I want you to explain to me why you’re annoyed with me…in detail. And I don’t want no smary ass answers like “you suck” or “your breath stinks.” because you’re so fucking unoriginal you couldn’t make pizza. > > I want to know why you hate me. Why you loathe me. Why you are mixed with 50% fear and 49% jealousy with 1% mixed between persperation and apathy. > I want to know why none of you have offered you bodies to me, your saten devil master. No, not satin. For I have no fiber count nor am I silky smooth. > > Notice I’ve used no Monty Python references in this entire thread. That’s how good I am at bullshitting my way through an improv thread. > \*\* Maybe no Monty Python quotes, but the entire post sounds to me like a bald rewrite of a George Carlin routine. Who stuffed YOUR soda full of ice?? 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/17 "2002-09-06T09:44:39Z")
And _Ender’s Game_ sucked, too. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/18 "2002-09-06T09:52:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\* > I want to know why none of you have offered you bodies to me, your saten devil master. No, not satin. For I have no fiber count nor am I silky smooth. > \*\* I’ll say. It’s not “saten” either! ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/19 "2002-09-06T10:02:49Z")
I never understood the flame me, pit me, call me your bitch threads. If being insulted gives you some sort of validation that you so desire, doesn’t that make you a troll? A direct, easy to spot one, but one none the less. **Ender** , I might be able to create some animosity for you, but it would primarily rotate around insults about the flatness of your chosen state. However, considering the altitudinous properties of my locale, it would compare to a soot darkened cooking receptacle accusing another soot darkened cooking receptacle of being particularly non-reflective. ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/20 "2002-09-06T10:47:40Z")
I really can’t hate you if I’ve never really noticed you. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245.md?page=2)