# Make me regret this post **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 6, 2002, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245 "2002-09-06T05:48:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/21 "2002-09-06T11:00:56Z")
This thread is alot like my childhood memories of visits to Granma. egg ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/22 "2002-09-06T11:03:16Z")
**Ender23** was a loathsome spotted reptile (acknowledgements to Peter Cook, R.I.P.) but this 24 chap? Never heard of him. _yawn_ ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/23 "2002-09-06T13:47:46Z")
Yo mama. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/24 "2002-09-06T13:59:17Z")
Wow. OK, some of you suck. Some of you are cool. Some of you couldn’t flame me if you threw me into the sun. **Miller** you are a fantastical bastard. **SPOOFE** , was that a demand? I don’t regret any of it. I could use a bit of water and maybe some coffee though… ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/25 "2002-09-06T15:27:43Z")
Arthur misses you. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/26 "2002-09-06T16:41:41Z")
**Enderw24** , you are such a n00b! ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/27 "2002-09-06T16:51:04Z")
Jane says she never wants to communicate with you again. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/28 "2002-09-06T17:13:03Z")
Well, according to [this guy](http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html), you’re totally screwed. Oh, wait. That’s _Endor_. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/29 "2002-09-06T17:21:05Z")
Let me tell you about Amway. It changed my life. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/30 "2002-09-06T19:09:49Z")
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/31 "2002-09-06T19:16:27Z")
Actually Ender, I have no feelings for or about you one way or the other. It would neither sadden nor gladden me to hear you had been beheaded in a bizarre accident involving a bookstore burning up on reentry. I just don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/32 "2002-09-06T19:27:24Z")
Looks like Ender is trolling to me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/33 "2002-09-06T19:39:45Z")
My cat claims that while you were a guest in our house, you licked his anus. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/34 "2002-09-06T20:12:18Z")
I love you Cranky. And I can neither confirm, nor deny, that rumor. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/35 "2002-09-06T20:59:46Z")
> [@](#): > > **I want to know why you hate me.** I have a list, but I left it in my other pants. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/36 "2002-09-06T21:29:49Z")
Okay. As a result of you hitting "Submit’ a kitten died, a puppy was cruelly set upon by a pack of pit bulls, and the Internet was overloaded, causing three hundred Amber Alerts to get lost in cyberspace, with the consequence that those three hundred kids will **never** be reunited with their families. I can continue, if you wish. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/37 "2002-09-07T03:03:57Z")
_My_ favorite science fiction universe can beat the pants off _your_ favorite science fiction universe. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/38 "2002-09-07T03:54:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kaylasdad99 \* > As a result of you hitting "Submit’ a kitten died I thought God killed kittens because of … you know … ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/39 "2002-09-07T04:45:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kaylasdad99 \* > \*\*As a result of you hitting "Submit’ a kitten died \*\* He had it coming! What with that perky ass waving in the air like that, the cat was too raunchy to keep alive. It had to take a lickin’. OK, now THIS post I’m gonna regret… ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245/40 "2002-09-07T06:45:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*Fuck you all. > > Yeah, you heard me right. Fuck you all. With a stick. A large stick. A stick that makes all other sticks stand up and say “fuck me, that’s a large stick!”\*\* You’re going for that record again, are you? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-me-regret-this-post/127245.md?page=3)