# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/241 "2023-04-01T14:08:30Z")
Noon Cowgirl ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/242 "2023-04-01T18:28:20Z")
The Meaning Of Life, According to Webster is 1… The Bridge On The River Charles Deep Nose Platypussy Battlestar Galactose Intolerance Santa Claus Conquers The Measles The Lavender Hall Monitor They Call Me Mr. Clean Grecian Formula ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/243 "2023-04-01T18:37:35Z")
Roman Bank Holiday Gone With the Window Shades Thank You For Smoking Fish in the Kitchen How Green Was My Bowel Movement The Trial of the Chicago 7 Jaywalkers ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/244 "2023-04-02T04:52:37Z")
Some Things In Some Places, One At A Time The Silence Of The Clams My Left Foot Is Asleep Eleven Dalmatians An American Warehouse In London Crouching Cat, Hidden Lizard ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/245 "2023-04-03T19:39:19Z")
The Cannolis of Navarone From Azerbaijan with Mixed Feelings A Life More Ordinary Garter Snake ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/246 "2023-04-03T20:59:09Z")
Worms on a Jet Willy Wonka and the Lumber Mill The Adequate Seven The Big Snooze Who Incriminated Bob Bunny A Phobia Where You’re Afraid of Heights A Purty Brain ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/247 "2023-04-03T22:40:37Z")
Amazon Deliverance Gnocchi and the Banquet The Longest Grass White Enlightening Archie’s Machine Semi-Fluff Pooper The Gumball Run Poker Face Loogie Fights The Best Little Warehouse in Texas ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/248 "2023-04-04T13:29:31Z")
The Misdemeanor Assaulting Fields Star Diplomatic Negotiations ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/249 "2023-04-06T19:36:38Z")
Bibbity bobbity boo! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/250 "2023-04-07T13:05:18Z")
3 Days of the Sparrow ---
**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/251 "2023-04-07T13:07:48Z")
Not sure it exactly meets the OP but this made me laugh: > ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/252 "2023-04-07T14:16:27Z")
Beauty and the Somewhat Unpleasant Guy ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/253 "2023-04-07T14:20:17Z")
Robert LeRoy Parker & Harry Alonzo Longabaugh ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/254 "2023-04-07T14:53:57Z")
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Then Came Down a Hill ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/255 "2023-04-07T15:04:02Z")
Beauty and the Beatnik Seeping Booty Poconos Dimwitted Alice in Walmart Aphasia Bimbo The Limpet King The Adventures of Itchy Bod and Mr. Throb The Swayback of Notre Dame Lady with a Cramp Snow White and the Seven Endomorphs ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/256 "2023-04-07T15:31:19Z")
The Penguin Has Landed ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/257 "2023-04-07T15:35:49Z")
The Mild Mild Rest ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/258 "2023-04-07T16:27:41Z")
Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice play bridge ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/259 "2023-04-07T20:47:31Z")
Reasonably Good Looking and the Beast Hair Net Rocky Disturbing Motion Picture ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/260 "2023-04-07T21:05:18Z")
The Legend of Baggy Pants [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452.md?page=14)