# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/261 "2023-04-07T22:06:11Z")

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It’s a Sane, Sane, Sane, Sane World

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/262 "2023-04-08T06:36:11Z")

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The Guns of Toblerone

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/263 "2023-04-08T11:47:48Z")

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I Flipped Off Andy Warhol

Saddles with Cigarette Burns

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/264 "2023-04-08T14:00:57Z")

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Apocalypse Someday

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/265 "2023-04-08T15:51:55Z")

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The Man Who Bought Jittery Pants

The Cow Toys

The Longest Hay

Blue Knit

Stage-fright

The Flutist

The Besmirchers

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/266 "2023-04-08T16:49:16Z")

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Phantom of the Community Playhouse

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/267 "2023-04-08T21:09:57Z")

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The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover Argue About Identity Politics

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/268 "2023-04-08T21:59:39Z")

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Strangers in an Uber  
Maladjusted Guy with Mother Issues

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/269 "2023-04-09T00:12:29Z")

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Martha J Canary

Fleecing Rubes in Small-Town Iowa

Celcius 22

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**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/270 "2023-04-09T00:27:37Z")

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The Puns of The Magnificent Seven

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/271 "2023-04-09T15:21:47Z")

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A Fistful of Chuck E. Cheese Tokens

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/272 "2023-04-09T15:26:00Z")

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The Moderately Clever Guy of Oz

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/273 "2023-04-09T16:48:43Z")

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It’s a Plain Plain Plain Plain World

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/274 "2023-04-09T17:54:23Z")

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Interview With The Umpire

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/275 "2023-04-10T02:22:45Z")

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Misunderstanding on the Orient Express

Fool of the Nile

Mediocre Gun

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/276 "2023-04-10T02:32:00Z")

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How Green Was My Valet

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/277 "2023-04-10T02:33:30Z")

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Speaking of the Murder on the Orient Express, on Reddit there was recently a thread about making movies singular, the first one and a reply to it, qualify here:

**JAW** …

_ **Crow** _ on the Orient Express.

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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/278 "2023-04-10T02:41:00Z")

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The Blurb  
The Cat Lady  
Key Fargo

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/279 "2023-04-10T02:44:19Z")

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Francis the Toking Drug Mule

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/280 "2023-04-10T03:27:11Z")

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The Amityville Hurray

Women On The Verge Of A Nissan Breakdown

Foster Pussycat! Chill! Chill!

Twenty Thousand Logs Under The Saw

The Right Stuffing

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