# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/281 "2023-04-10T13:39:46Z")

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Dial M for Mommy

Heard Her by Beth

Birder on the Orient Express

Goatherder by Numbers

Manhattan Melon Mystery

Mangy by Decree

How to Murder Your Fife

Burger on Flight 502

Muddy Girder

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/282 "2023-04-10T14:51:50Z")

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The Mouse That Squeaked

My Unfair Chick

The Unkempt Dozen

Checking In With Private Ryan

Medical Assistant Zhivago

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/283 "2023-04-10T14:57:18Z")

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The Song Remains Similar

Stop Making Sense. Or Keep On Making Sense; I Don’t Really Care.

Welcome to My Daydream

Find a Place for Me to Take Shelter, Mmm’kay?

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**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/284 "2023-04-10T17:42:30Z")

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The Moderately Impressive Seven

Tugboat Potemkin

Fast Times at Ridgemont Pre-School

The Iced Smoothie Man Cometh

2001: A Sphincter Odyssey

The Mundane Ambersons

The Man in the Flimsy Cardboard Mask

Some Things Somewhere at Different Times

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/285 "2023-04-10T22:09:38Z")

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Shoe Shiner’s Daughter

You’ve Got Male Features

Casino Royale with Cheese

Bringing Up Baby’s Lunch

The Bucket of Slop List

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/286 "2023-04-10T23:10:52Z")

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Sssssssssspam!

The Fandom Of The Opera

Merde In The Rue Mork

Big Trouble With Little Cheney

Goldphalanx

Praise The Red Laundry

The Man In The Iran Mosque

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**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/287 "2023-04-10T23:11:10Z")

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Goat Busters  
Of Lice and Men

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/288 "2023-04-11T00:07:36Z")

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The Masque of the Red Desk

The Broad Line of Some Random Color

The Dead Stay Dead and Buried

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/289 "2023-04-11T01:43:50Z")

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Resident Alien Kane

The Toll Bridge Over the River Kwai

Fiddler on the Porch

An Ordinary Day at the Museum

Celsius 232.778

The Raisins of Wrath

Hung Jury at Nuremburg

The Footlocker of Dr. Caligari

Unhappy Crew on the Bounty

Last Dance Lesson in Paris

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/290 "2023-04-11T14:57:52Z")

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Catch Me In the Can

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/291 "2023-04-11T14:59:54Z")

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The Squeeze of Fronkensteen

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/292 "2023-04-11T16:23:02Z")

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The Man From Siam and I

Mary Pop Tarts

Paint Your Toy Truck

Annie Get Your Can of Pepper Spray

Singin’ In The Fog

A Bride For A Brother

An American In America

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/293 "2023-04-11T17:24:48Z")

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A 008 Extravanganza

Dr. No… Well, Yes…Well, Maybe

From Russia With Cordiality

Bronzefinger

Underball

On Her Majesty’s Lawn Service

Diamonds Are For the Near Future

Live and Let Live

The Man With the Really Expensive Gun

The Spy Who Was Kinda Keen On Me

Moonduster

For Pretty Much Everyone’s Eyes

Octoweenie

Always Say Never Again

A View to a Sprained Ankle

The Livingroom Nightlights

License To Drive

GoldenSpleen

Tomorrow Seldom Kicks the Bucket

The World is Adequate

Die 23 Years From Now

Casino Blue Collar

A Discrete Quantity of Solace Proportional In Magnitude to the Frequency of the Radiation it Represents

Chicken Little Sky

Ghosties

Time’s Up, Now Croak Already

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**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/294 "2023-04-11T19:27:33Z")

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Insalubrious Attraction

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/295 "2023-04-12T00:15:06Z")

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Dishonorable Illegitimate Offsprings

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/296 "2023-04-12T02:19:36Z")

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The Best Little Warehouse In Textiles

Scooperman

Some Like It Tepid

A Fistful Of Pesos

The Gangs of New Brunswick

Apothecary Now

The Gross Muppet Crapper

Cinnabon

Dial M For Muffins

The Exercise

Dad Men Don’t Wear Pleats

6 1/2

The Life Of e

I’m Gonna Get You Suppa

Goodwill Dumping

8 Meal

The ‘Wiches Of Feast Week

WordGames

Bring Me Some Bread And _Al Fredo_ Tortillas

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/297 "2023-04-12T02:46:43Z")

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The Fabulous Baked Beans

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/298 "2023-04-13T22:32:22Z")

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Gone With the Flatus

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/299 "2023-04-14T00:21:33Z")

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Opprobrious Basterds

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/300 "2023-04-14T18:12:18Z")

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The Mild Bunch of Chartered Accountants

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