# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/301 "2023-04-16T00:31:40Z")
Accountant Dracula ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/302 "2023-04-16T01:18:12Z")
I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Store It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Wife Little Shop of Hassles The Maltose Fattens Dud Poets Society ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/303 "2023-04-16T02:50:07Z")
The Third to the Last Emperor Slurpico The Last Ham On Rye ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/304 "2023-04-17T18:38:57Z")
Monty Python and the Search for the Script Girl’s Contacts ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/305 "2023-04-17T20:43:05Z")
Yo, Jimbo! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/306 "2023-04-18T02:56:07Z")
Scrutiny on the Bouncy Baby Boy ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/307 "2023-04-18T14:56:44Z")
The Postman Always Brings Lice Captions Egregious Phreaks! ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/308 "2023-04-18T14:59:31Z")
Mutiny at the Bounty Paper Towel Factory ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/309 "2023-04-18T14:59:50Z")
Limited Access Planet The Texas Chainsaw Exhibition The Above Average Gatsby ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/310 "2023-04-18T15:23:32Z")
The Elephant Elephant ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/311 "2023-04-18T22:05:35Z")
Elephant Wok ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/312 "2023-04-18T22:28:53Z")
The Hoarse Whisperer ---
**Author:** ![Moonrise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonrise/32/14764_2.png) [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/313 "2023-04-19T07:50:15Z")
> [@Dropo](#): > > Farewell, My Cucumber > [@Chefguy](#): > > The Object > [@knoodler](#): > > The Hoarse Whisperer I love this thread. There have been many great posts, but these three make me giggle silly. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/314 "2023-04-19T14:40:56Z")
Full Dinner Jacket ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/315 "2023-04-19T14:43:07Z")
Two Hours of Nothing But Talking to Andre ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/316 "2023-04-19T15:54:50Z")
The Good, the Not-So-Good, and the Guy with the Unpleasant Odor ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/317 "2023-04-19T17:06:28Z")
Walker, Texas Farmer: Trial by a Jury of His Peers ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/318 "2023-04-24T00:59:26Z")
An Affair to Forget ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/319 "2023-04-24T01:52:16Z")
Deficit of Instinct for Self-Preservation ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/320 "2023-04-24T02:36:01Z")
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