# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/21 "2023-02-28T03:47:54Z")

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Dances With Gerbils

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/22 "2023-02-28T03:48:50Z")

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The Life Pathetic with Steve Spazoo

The Germinator: Rise of the Daisies

Some of the Vice-President’s Men

Gone With a Whimper

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**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/23 "2023-02-28T03:53:06Z")

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Fiddler on the Porch

Rankled Bull

Lawrence of Ann Arbor

It Happened Lots of Nights

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/24 "2023-02-28T03:59:15Z")

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The Thingy

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/25 "2023-02-28T03:59:36Z")

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Swept the Porch  
The Paper Cut  
We Need to Talk About Vaccuuming

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/26 "2023-02-28T04:01:15Z")

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Credible Schmutz

An Afternoon to Forget

Oh Brother

Star Trek: Where Nomad has Gone Before

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/27 "2023-02-28T04:02:03Z")

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Tell Them Silly Boy Is Here

Low Plains Sniffer

Slugman (The Underwhelming Malaise of Apathy)

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/28 "2023-02-28T04:05:40Z")

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While You Were Slumming

Four Funerals and a Will Reading

Three Mooks and a Bassoon

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**Author:** ![glowacks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/glowacks/32/5548_2.png) [@glowacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glowacks)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/29 "2023-02-28T04:12:21Z")

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Dorsal Fins  
A Couple of Tall Buildings  
The Coupon Redemption

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/30 "2023-02-28T04:12:46Z")

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On Mossy Pond

Half-Full Metal Jacket

Lukewarm Saddles

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/31 "2023-02-28T04:15:59Z")

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Seven Spoons for Seven Bowls of Cereal

The GED test-taker

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/32 "2023-02-28T04:23:33Z")

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An Arbitrarily Selected Year

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/33 "2023-02-28T05:39:51Z")

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Overly-Long Days of Whiners and Posers

John Whack

A Few Lousy Men

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/34 "2023-02-28T06:07:21Z")

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Monty Python and the Daily Mail

Saving Private Ryan 10% On His Auto Insurance

A Usual Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum

The Rocky Horror Slide Show

Star Wars: Revenge of the Smith

Dennis the Well-Adjusted Child

A Beautiful Rind

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/35 "2023-02-28T06:13:09Z")

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Bring me the Car Keys of Alfredo Garcia

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/36 "2023-02-28T06:34:18Z")

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Herpes: The Love Bug

Worst Side Story

Botched Cavity and the Some Dunce Kid

Scruffy Harry

It’s A Slightly Interesting Life

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/37 "2023-02-28T06:57:46Z")

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Star Trek II: The Pet Peeve of Khan

A Night at the Yodelling

Bronzerado

Mission Unlikely

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**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/38 "2023-02-28T18:34:01Z")

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Journey To The Centre Of The Town

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/39 "2023-02-28T18:59:10Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Bring me the Car Keys of Alfredo Garcia

In a thread full of great ones, this is my favorite so far.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/40 "2023-02-28T19:09:51Z")

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Mel Brooks’ History of the Worm, Part I

Blazing Seattle

Low Anxiety

Robin Hood: Men In Spandex

Schwartzballs

The Reducers

Young Jekyll

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