# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/381 "2023-05-14T20:59:51Z")

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No Country For Old Meat

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/382 "2023-05-15T04:27:30Z")

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Breakfast at Target

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/383 "2023-05-15T05:11:38Z")

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In Cold Boogers

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/384 "2023-05-15T23:13:01Z")

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In Tepid Plasma

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/385 "2023-05-19T02:37:17Z")

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Throw Money From The Tram

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/386 "2023-05-19T02:47:12Z")

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Dial X For Dyslexia

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/387 "2023-06-30T20:28:12Z")

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Raiders of the Lost Junk Drawer

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/388 "2023-07-01T15:28:37Z")

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Iron Man Fights Some Terrorists  
Hulk Fights A Big Monster  
Iron Man Fights Mickey Rourke  
Thor Fights A Robot  
Captain America Fights Some Nazis  
The Avengers Fight Some Aliens  
Iron Man Fights Another Rich Guy  
Thor Fights A Cloud  
Captain America Fights Some Spies  
Some Science Fiction Guys Fight Some Other Science Fiction Guys  
The Avengers Fight A Robot  
Ant Man Fights Another Shrinking Guy  
Captain America Fights Iron Man  
Doctor Strange Fights Another Wizard  
The Science Fiction Guys Fight Kurt Russell  
Spider Man Fights Michael Keaton  
Thor Fights A Woman  
Black Panther Fights Another Black Guy  
The Avengers Fight A Big Alien And Lose  
Ant Man Fights A Ghost Woman  
Captain Marvel Fights Some Aliens  
The Avengers Fight A Big Alien And Win  
Spider Man Fights Jake Gyllenhaal  
Black Widow Fights A Russian Guy  
Shang Chi Fights His Father  
Some Science Fiction Guys Fight Each Other  
Spider Man Fights A Bunch Of Guys From His Old Movies  
Doctor Strange Fights Scarlet Witch  
Thor Fights A Guy With A Sword  
Black Panther’s Sister Becomes Black Panther And Fights A Water Guy  
Ant Man Fights That Weird Guy From The Loki Show  
Those Science Fiction Guys Fight Another Science Fiction Guy

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/389 "2023-07-03T16:32:11Z")

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Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Destiny

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/390 "2023-07-03T19:08:40Z")

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It’s A Wild Wild Wild Wild Wings

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/391 "2023-07-03T19:14:55Z")

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Star Drek

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/392 "2023-07-03T20:48:10Z")

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Paralegal Activity

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/393 "2023-07-03T21:12:07Z")

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Are You There, God? It’s Me, Peggy-Poo.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/394 "2023-07-03T21:17:35Z")

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Valley of the Doll Parts

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/395 "2023-07-03T22:05:25Z")

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Harry Poppins and the Odor of Phoenix

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/396 "2023-07-04T00:01:27Z")

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Mauve Rain

Lizards on a Bus

…and the ever popular…

We Swear the (Star/Director) Will Retire After This One

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/397 "2023-07-04T00:15:06Z")

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The Chartreuse Kilometer

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/398 "2023-07-04T03:27:15Z")

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Dad’s Boot

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/399 "2023-07-04T13:52:02Z")

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Partner: “Oh, no! The coffee is making itself!”

Paralegal: “Dude. I’m right here. Can’t you see me?”

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/400 "2023-07-05T16:29:41Z")

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Wondering Woman

Skymall

The Dark Light

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