# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 29

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/561 "2024-09-02T01:55:23Z")

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Down and Out in Scarsdale, NY

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/562 "2024-09-02T02:51:16Z")

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FedEx Krueger

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/563 "2024-09-02T03:41:58Z")

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One Grew Older on Choo-Choo Trains

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/564 "2024-09-02T03:46:02Z")

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_At a Reasonable Speed with a Mellow Demeanour_

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/565 "2024-09-02T14:21:00Z")

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_How The Grinch Borrowed Christmas But Then Put It Right Back_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/566 "2024-09-02T14:26:31Z")

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12 Disgruntled Men

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/567 "2024-09-02T14:28:06Z")

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“My Mama,” Said The Italian

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/568 "2024-09-02T16:02:56Z")

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Madame Worldwideweb

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/569 "2024-09-02T16:07:08Z")

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_Socio_

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/570 "2024-09-02T16:47:34Z")

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_That Guy Who Sponsors Baptisms_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/571 "2024-09-02T17:03:30Z")

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The Even Couple

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/572 "2024-09-03T22:30:53Z")

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Rocky vs Ali, But We Couldn’t Actually Get Ali  
Rocky vs Ali, But We Again Couldn’t Actually Get Ali  
Rocky vs Mr T, And As It Happens We Were Able To Get Mr T  
Rocky vs Schwarzenegger, But We Couldn’t Get Schwarzenegger

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/573 "2024-09-03T23:00:53Z")

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Rocky vs Hulk Hogan

(Who looked like a cave troll, next to Stallone)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/574 "2024-09-04T00:32:53Z")

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_Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Reintegration Into Society_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/575 "2024-09-04T14:13:42Z")

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The Spy Who Came Down with a Cold

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/576 "2024-09-04T23:57:46Z")

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The Dam, Buster.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/577 "2024-09-05T02:20:38Z")

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To Still a Rocking Horse

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/578 "2024-09-05T02:33:58Z")

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The Guy Who Took a Shot at a Window Valance

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/579 "2024-09-05T02:54:44Z")

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Billy the Child

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/580 "2024-09-05T06:09:54Z")

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Or: Billy the Goat

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