# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/41 "2023-02-28T19:18:18Z")

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Hedgehog Day  
Mandibles  
The Slow and the Calm  
Normal Beasts and How to Avoid Them  
Harry Potter and the Gravel Stone

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/42 "2023-02-28T19:25:55Z")

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Parcheesi: Origin of Ennui

An American Weirdo in Toronto

Charlotte’s Grub

Dances with Weevils

Three Park Benches Outside of Boring, Oregon

I.T.: The Internet Troll

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**Author:** ![themapleleaf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/themapleleaf/32/14349_2.png) [@themapleleaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/themapleleaf)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/43 "2023-02-28T19:29:35Z")

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Henry Jones, Jr. and the last old cup search

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/44 "2023-02-28T19:41:42Z")

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Kramer Compromises With Kramer

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/45 "2023-02-28T19:52:07Z")

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Raiders of the Lost Quark

(A documentary about particle physics. Not particularly action-packed, and has a complete lack of melting Nazis.)

_Edit: And, then, I learned, this is the partial name of a video game!_

> **[Steam Community :: Schrödinger's Cat and the Raiders of the Lost Quark](https://steamcommunity.com/app/295490)**
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> Schrödinger's Cat and the Raiders of the Lost Quark - Schrödinger’s Cat is a fun, frantic, wacky and colourful puzzle-laden platform game, set in a unique and quirky quantum physics world. There’s chaos at the Particle Zoo! What used to be a cheery...

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**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/46 "2023-02-28T20:11:51Z")

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Some Like It Tepid

The Average Dictator

Poets’ Society

The Credibles

Visit Bill: Vol 1

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/47 "2023-02-28T20:27:42Z")

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Socks\* (\*But Were Afraid to Ask)

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/48 "2023-02-28T21:27:24Z")

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Annie Sprawl

4:15 in the Garden of Weeds and Stones

Second to the Last Exit to Schenectady

Less Than Sub-Zero

Some Kind of Misery

Mrs. Loudfarter

Dr. Humdrum (or: How I Stopped Hiccuping and Learned to Like the Gloom)

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/49 "2023-02-28T21:38:19Z")

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Sweetie Pie, the Irascible Barber of Main St.

2002: A Stasis Oddity

Zack and Miri Make Some Popcorn

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/50 "2023-02-28T23:56:32Z")

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Cenozoic Park

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/51 "2023-03-01T00:56:01Z")

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Drizzle Guy

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/52 "2023-03-01T01:23:47Z")

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The Attack of the 5 Foot Woman  
The Incredible Shirking Man

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/53 "2023-03-01T02:13:28Z")

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Toy Store  
Narrow Road  
Dr. Maybe  
The Early-Morning Group

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/54 "2023-03-01T02:26:57Z")

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The Mediocre Santini

Back To Baton Rouge

The Footbridge on Kwai Creek

Apocalypse Sometime

Better Off Comatose

The Special Military Operation of the Worlds

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/55 "2023-03-01T02:33:40Z")

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An Orange Timex

Three Days of the Pigeon

Monty Python and the Holey Grill

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/56 "2023-03-01T02:46:51Z")

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Buffy The Vampire Sayer

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/57 "2023-03-01T03:00:08Z")

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Night of the Dead Staying Dead

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/58 "2023-03-01T03:01:30Z")

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Getting Private Ryan Transferred Back Home

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/59 "2023-03-01T03:03:42Z")

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Larry of Arkansas

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/60 "2023-03-01T03:06:29Z")

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Just Old Lace

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