# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 32

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/621 "2024-09-14T20:16:29Z")

</div>

Bravehat

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/622 "2024-09-14T20:41:17Z")

</div>

The Wonk of Wall Street

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/623 "2024-09-14T21:01:58Z")

</div>

_Charlie and the Charcoal Olfactory_

_Tetrapussy_

_The Dark Knight Who Says “Ni”_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/624 "2024-09-14T21:44:17Z")

</div>

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/625 "2024-09-14T21:56:57Z")

</div>

> [@Dr\_Paprika](#):
>
> The Dark Knight Who Says “Ni”

Batman Begins To Talk Like He Has A Sore Throat

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/626 "2024-09-14T22:15:22Z")

</div>

_Your Wagon Looks Just Fine That Color_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/627 "2024-09-14T22:43:24Z")

</div>

_The Mark of Fox_

(Pretty much every Zorro movie has a scene where a guy sees a ‘Z’ slashed into place by a masked hero, and blurts out a quick “El Zorro — _The Fox!”_ But: who would actually say that in Spanish California? Seems like it’d be the less impressive “El Zorro — _El Zorro!”_)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/628 "2024-09-14T23:31:56Z")

</div>

Fifty Grades of Shay

(A documentary showing [geared steam engines](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shay_locomotive) going up and down steep hills and mountainsides.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/629 "2024-09-15T21:11:24Z")

</div>

_The Fartist_

&nbsp;

(_not_ a silent movie)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/630 "2024-09-15T21:13:43Z")

</div>

Mandrake The Stage Magician

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/631 "2024-09-15T23:08:23Z")

</div>

Dennis the Nuisance

_ **-“BB”-** _

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/632 "2024-09-16T02:57:21Z")

</div>

Sepsis in Seattle

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/633 "2024-09-19T03:06:39Z")

</div>

JAMES BOND WILL RETURN  
in  
USED TO HAVE A LICENCE TO KILL

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/634 "2024-09-19T20:00:27Z")

</div>

Shaving Ryan’s Privates

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/635 "2024-09-20T03:27:33Z")

</div>

Meryl Wears Prada

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/636 "2024-09-20T03:39:13Z")

</div>

The Wages of Mild Anxiety

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/637 "2024-09-20T19:14:19Z")

</div>

_Kirk and That Somewhat Annoyed Guy_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/638 "2024-09-21T23:49:14Z")

</div>

Mrs. Doubtful

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/639 "2024-09-22T00:11:47Z")

</div>

> [@eschereal](#):
>
> _Kirk and That Somewhat Annoyed Guy_

_A Ranger Who’d Otherwise Be A Loner, and That Guy He Hangs Out With_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/640 "2024-09-22T00:14:33Z")

</div>

_Crazy Guy Who Hangs Out in the Jungle Reciting Bad Poetry_

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452.md?page=31)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452.md?page=33)
