# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 38

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/741 "2025-03-21T12:05:10Z")

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Parker and Barrow

_“We unlawfully remove money from financial institutions.”_

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/742 "2025-03-21T12:06:45Z")

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The Okay Santini  
Low Expectations  
Three Christmas Ghosts Scare the Hell Out of an Old Man

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/743 "2025-03-21T13:32:39Z")

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3 Billiard Balls Short of a Rack Outside of Ebbing, Montana

3 Sheets to the Wind Outside of Walla Walla, Washington

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/744 "2025-03-21T17:58:18Z")

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_Indiana **Smith** and the Temple of Groom_

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/745 "2025-03-21T21:27:49Z")

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Fried Green Boogers

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/746 "2025-03-22T02:12:51Z")

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1 Dalmatian

The Stick and the Stone

Off-White and some short guys

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/747 "2025-03-22T14:22:22Z")

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Full Mental Jokers

Spitoon

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/748 "2025-03-23T03:57:29Z")

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Ferris Bueller’s Lunch Break

Queen of the Darned

The Sober Professor

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/749 "2025-03-23T16:36:29Z")

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The Three Musketeers Bar (That No One Touched)

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/750 "2025-03-23T23:51:27Z")

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Slingshot

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/751 "2025-03-24T00:21:21Z")

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_It Came from Outer Hebrides_

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/752 "2025-03-24T13:21:01Z")

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Attack of the Hurtful Cabbage

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/753 "2025-03-24T15:11:30Z")

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A Salted Goober on Precinct 13

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/754 "2025-03-24T23:53:02Z")

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The Blue Pond

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/755 "2025-03-25T12:28:08Z")

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Nurse Practitioner Zhivago

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/756 "2025-03-25T15:09:39Z")

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The Way You Was

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/757 "2025-03-25T15:33:55Z")

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On Moldy Pond

Wisenheimer

Stutter Island

The Elegant Man

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/758 "2025-03-25T15:35:47Z")

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The Emaciated Dude

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/759 "2025-03-26T01:10:09Z")

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The Hand that Jiggles the Baby Buggy

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/760 "2025-03-26T04:45:03Z")

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The Quick and the Not Quite Dead, Might In Fact Be Feeling Better

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