# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/801 "2025-04-05T03:40:36Z")
The Legend of J. D. Vance ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/802 "2025-04-05T04:00:54Z")
_Well, Yes, But From My Perspective, It’s Back To The Present_ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/803 "2025-04-05T10:57:09Z")
The Bocciball Run Walking Above the Average Height ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/804 "2025-04-05T14:57:43Z")
Hate a Partial Known Hail, Caesar Salad ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/805 "2025-04-05T15:08:19Z")
Captain America: Shaved New Ross ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/806 "2025-04-05T23:39:07Z")
The 10 Suggestions Hen-Burp Sammy and Delly ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/807 "2025-04-06T00:32:47Z")
_Household Fixture Violating Causality_ _Little Green Space Alien Who is Just an Obnoxious Asshole_ _In Which the Bombs are the Smartest Characters_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/808 "2025-04-06T00:51:19Z")
Mycroft’s Brother, Who Isn’t Quite As Brainy Or Well-Connected ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/809 "2025-04-06T01:07:16Z")
Get Squirty All Dogs Go to the Bathroom The Amityville Horker Porkergrease ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/810 "2025-04-06T01:27:57Z")
The Garbage Picking Garbage Picking Philadelphia Nonentity ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/811 "2025-04-06T01:32:40Z")
Live Die Live Die ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/812 "2025-04-06T01:52:33Z")
Grave of the Pill Bugs ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/813 "2025-04-06T01:57:22Z")
I Drool on Your Gravy Boat ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/814 "2025-04-07T00:47:43Z")
Kerfuffle Games ---
**Author:** ![Moonrise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonrise/32/14764_2.png) [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/815 "2025-04-07T07:48:46Z")
I Drool on your Mausoleum. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/816 "2025-04-07T08:23:52Z")
I Expectorate on Your Cemetery-Hole ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/817 "2025-04-07T19:56:24Z")
I Gob on Your Carpet (Sorry, Squire) ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/818 "2025-04-08T03:01:00Z")
I Fart in the General Direction of Your Grave Odor of a Woman Eight Socks in a Duffel Bag ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/819 "2025-04-08T12:53:19Z")
Ben Hurp Derp I Hawk a Loogie on Your Final Resting Place ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/820 "2025-04-08T16:12:46Z")
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