# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 42

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/821 "2025-04-08T23:48:48Z")

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It’s A Decidedly Reasonable Proposal, To Be Honest.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/822 "2025-04-09T00:04:35Z")

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I Heart Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Natural Born Losers

There’s Nothing About Mary

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/823 "2025-04-09T09:03:01Z")

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And Justice For None

Thelma and Louisa May Alcott

Shakes On a Plane

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/824 "2025-04-09T12:15:39Z")

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The Alcoholic Clown Movie

Stand Several Meters Away From Me

The Thomas Crowne Kerfuffle

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/825 "2025-04-09T17:48:33Z")

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Star Warts

The Exercist

Star Tricks 2: The Rap of Cohen

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/826 "2025-04-10T00:56:31Z")

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Soiled Harry

298

Donny Dorko

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/827 "2025-04-10T05:42:59Z")

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The Last and the Lugubrious

I Skipped with a Zombie

Ground Pork Day

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**Author:** ![Moonrise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonrise/32/14764_2.png) [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/828 "2025-04-10T08:07:05Z")

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Please Exit the House

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/829 "2025-04-10T15:39:09Z")

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Moonrise Dungeon

The Pocket-Size Lebowski

The Man Who Wasn’t There, Then He Was There, Then He Wasn’t

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/830 "2025-04-10T23:27:22Z")

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Inherit the Wind in Probate Court

Oscar Pastorius 2049

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/831 "2025-04-10T23:29:40Z")

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Raising Michigan

The Common Tenenbaums

Afterbirth of a Nation

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/832 "2025-04-10T23:54:52Z")

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_Farmington! Farmington!_

_The Hills Have Grass and Trees and Daisies and Not Much Else_

_Mr Hobbs Takes a Crap_

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/833 "2025-04-11T01:45:59Z")

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Slow Times at Some High School

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/834 "2025-04-11T03:17:44Z")

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Hobocop

My Skinny Little Geek Roommate’s Wedding

Total Cereal Recalled

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/835 "2025-04-11T03:58:48Z")

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“Give me the special.”  
“Chocolate? Vanilla?”  
“I don’t give a crap.”  
“We also have strawberry.”  
“Meh.”  
“Make it a banana split?”  
“That cost extra?”  
“A little, yeah.”  
“Well, then, don’t bother.”  
“So which one _do_ you want?”  
“Whatever will shut up the kid I’m babysitting.”

**ANY GIVEN SUNDAE**

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/836 "2025-04-12T02:58:06Z")

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Like Water for Carob

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/837 "2025-04-13T05:27:20Z")

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Guardians of the Galenas

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/838 "2025-04-13T06:51:48Z")

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The Outhouse, Josey Wailed

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/839 "2025-04-13T16:37:19Z")

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Low Planes Snifter

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/840 "2025-04-13T16:59:17Z")

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The Lengthy Nap

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