# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 45

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/881 "2025-04-25T07:38:37Z")

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Botulism Rocket

The Life Aquatic With Steven Miller

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/882 "2025-04-26T15:22:32Z")

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Stand By Me and My Mangy Old Dog

My Own Private Benjamin Outtakes

Bleak Runner

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/883 "2025-04-27T19:41:12Z")

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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Hair Day

Animal Cracker House

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/884 "2025-04-28T03:50:07Z")

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A Night at the High School Band Recital

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/885 "2025-04-28T14:23:18Z")

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Coughing Up Baby Phlegm

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/886 "2025-04-28T20:35:14Z")

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Finding TiVo

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/887 "2025-04-30T01:37:38Z")

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Birth of an Asian

The Absent-Minded Processor

The Last of the Moccasins

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/888 "2025-04-30T01:45:46Z")

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Richard Tracy

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/889 "2025-05-01T15:11:54Z")

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The Last House on the Left With the Lawn Ornaments and Pink Shutters

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/890 "2025-05-01T17:50:45Z")

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The Man from Snowy TV Sets

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/891 "2025-05-01T17:55:22Z")

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Children of an Entity That, in AD&D, Could Grant 6th-Level Spells But Not 7th-Level Ones

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/892 "2025-05-01T18:32:17Z")

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Children of a Lesser Quality of Education

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/893 "2025-05-01T21:12:13Z")

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Children of a Lesser Guaranteed Overnight Delivery

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/894 "2025-05-01T21:21:26Z")

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Children of Lester Codd

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/895 "2025-05-02T00:48:18Z")

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Larry from the Big Sandy Country

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/896 "2025-05-02T00:50:36Z")

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The Cable Goyim

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/897 "2025-05-02T00:59:52Z")

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That Rubber Thing On The End Of A Pencil

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/898 "2025-05-02T01:11:51Z")

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Being John Malkovich’s Tax Preparer

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/899 "2025-05-02T05:02:26Z")

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Kinda Iffy Liaisons

For a Few Shekels Less

Pup In the Air

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/900 "2025-05-03T01:11:30Z")

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Cattle-field Earth

Alien v. Predatory Loans

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