# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 46

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/901 "2025-05-03T04:27:08Z")

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The Unenthusiastic Seven

The Smelly Eight

Nine Heads of Cabbage in a Grocery Bag

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/902 "2025-05-03T08:25:01Z")

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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Con Edison

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/903 "2025-05-03T10:18:41Z")

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Cath Me If You Can

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/904 "2025-05-04T06:58:25Z")

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Willy Loman and the Chocolate Factory

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/905 "2025-05-04T15:00:40Z")

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The Postman Naps Twice

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/906 "2025-05-04T18:58:40Z")

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Crazy Poor Haitians

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/907 "2025-06-06T12:59:24Z")

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Twelve Bored Dudes

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/908 "2025-06-07T16:49:48Z")

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Angels and Lemons

2 PM in the Garden of Good and Evil

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/909 "2025-06-07T21:41:19Z")

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Turds of Prey

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/910 "2025-06-07T22:06:44Z")

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Basic Instep

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/911 "2025-06-08T13:12:29Z")

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Crazy Hot Supper

Edward Jazzhands

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/912 "2025-06-08T16:18:07Z")

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Affectionately Yours, Mister

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/913 "2025-06-08T16:40:27Z")

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The Man Who Would Be Assistant Manager.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/914 "2025-06-08T18:17:44Z")

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North by Kanye West

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/915 "2025-06-10T00:28:57Z")

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Foottight

Out of Afrin

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/916 "2025-06-10T00:59:25Z")

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To Sir, We Like You OK, I Guess

Dr. Meh

Monty Python and Some Silliness

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/917 "2025-06-10T03:28:13Z")

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Harry Potter and the Secrets of the Sock Drawer

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/918 "2025-06-11T00:05:15Z")

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The Sound of Mucus (Christopher Plummer allegedly coined this name)

Camelsnot

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/919 "2025-06-11T00:25:19Z")

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the Thunderdolts\*

\*The Non-Avengers

A Minecrap Movie

Cloud In A Cornfield

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/920 "2025-06-11T02:47:33Z")

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Crappy Gilmore

Billy’s Muddy Son

50 Worst Dates

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