# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 48

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/941 "2025-07-07T22:55:04Z")

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A History of Violets

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**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/942 "2025-07-07T23:04:53Z")

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_Gone with the Morbier_

_Island of Lost Sandwiches_

_Evil Bread II: Dough by Dawn_

_Duel in the Cream Cheese_

_12 Hungry Men_

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/943 "2025-07-08T02:19:15Z")

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Babette’s Feet

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/944 "2025-07-08T02:25:53Z")

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Top Water Pistol

Minor Tiff on the Bounty

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/945 "2025-07-08T05:42:16Z")

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_2001: A Space Odyssey_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/946 "2025-07-08T13:42:05Z")

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Turmeric: A Spice Oddity

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/947 "2025-07-09T00:01:10Z")

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Being John Houseman

The Poplar Express

Wimpy Joe Young

The Lime Machine

All Dogs Go To Purgatory

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/948 "2025-07-09T00:27:33Z")

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All Queer on the Sunburnt Front

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/949 "2025-07-09T02:14:31Z")

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Interview With the Umpire

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/950 "2025-07-09T02:53:00Z")

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_A 2001 Honda Odyssey_

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/951 "2025-07-11T05:15:55Z")

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The Bathrobe

A Mildly Amusing Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum

Friendly Acquaintances On a Train

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/952 "2025-07-11T05:18:30Z")

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Sorry, what’s the joke there? _2001: A Space Odyssey_ is real, isn’t it? Or am I being obtuse? (It wouldn’t be the first time.)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/953 "2025-07-11T13:56:26Z")

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Well, 2001 was a quarter century ago, and in that sense, the title is absurd when you look at what the story depicts. There might, I suppose, have been a timeline that could have led there in that time span, but it sure seems all but beyond the pale.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/954 "2025-07-11T15:57:44Z")

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It’s a Kind Of Okay Life

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/955 "2025-07-11T20:47:57Z")

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Double Indemnity Insurance Policy

Fantastic Beets and Where To Find Them

The Unusual Suspects

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/956 "2025-07-12T02:57:55Z")

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Blue Velveeta

That Thing You Spew

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/957 "2025-07-12T04:07:38Z")

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Schindler’s Grocery List  
The Bridge over the River Wabash  
The Flatus of the Lambs

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/958 "2025-07-12T14:01:04Z")

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The Nutty HHS Secretary

Bringing Up Baby’s Sputum

Spider-Man: Farts At Home

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/959 "2025-07-12T21:10:37Z")

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How to Train Your Kitten

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/960 "2025-07-12T21:36:06Z")

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How to Drain Your Dragon

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