# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 49

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/961 "2025-07-13T00:40:47Z")

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Schindler’s Names on a Napkin  
All Quiet 50 Miles Behind the Western Front  
Escorting Private Ryan  
The Deer Watcher  
Born on the First of July

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/962 "2025-07-13T01:55:38Z")

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_Seven Surimi_

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/963 "2025-07-13T04:03:54Z")

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Dennis the Mensch

Ant-Man and the Flyswatter

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/964 "2025-07-13T14:36:33Z")

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The Day the Hyper-Active Child Sat Still

The Day Before the Day After

The Day of the Low-Cost Down Payment

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/965 "2025-07-14T23:14:31Z")

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Cat Ballet

The Man With One Red Zit

Decent Proposal

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/966 "2025-07-14T23:15:15Z")

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How To Train Your Dreidl

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/967 "2025-07-15T08:14:11Z")

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Spinners

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/968 "2025-07-16T02:40:36Z")

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_Dodgeball Fight at Gun City_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/969 "2025-07-17T02:00:01Z")

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A Fistful of Worns

Magnum Pork

The Good, the Bad & the WTF?

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/970 "2025-07-17T02:08:21Z")

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Bring Me a Pint of Cherry Garcia

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/971 "2025-07-17T02:44:36Z")

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The Hills Have Eyesores

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/972 "2025-07-17T15:40:32Z")

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_The Puns of Will Sonnet_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/973 "2025-07-17T17:26:44Z")

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Sneaks On a Plane

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/974 "2025-07-17T20:38:42Z")

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Little Shop of Mildly Disturbing Events

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/975 "2025-07-17T21:58:40Z")

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The Hunt for Red Foxx

Batman Continues

Debbie Does Delaware

All That Lofi.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/976 "2025-07-17T23:03:49Z")

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All That Jaws: A Summer Musical

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**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/977 "2025-07-17T23:07:44Z")

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Dr. Strangelike

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/978 "2025-07-17T23:31:29Z")

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There Will Be Spittle

10 pm Cowboy

The Graduated Cylinder

Some Like It Tepid

Irked Bull

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/979 "2025-07-18T04:30:29Z")

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My Big Fat Wedding Bill

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/980 "2025-07-18T12:39:09Z")

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Star Trek III: The Search for Sporks  
Sitar Wars  
The Men Who Stare at Goatees  
The Dark Knight Rinses

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