# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/81 "2023-03-01T18:12:51Z")

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**ENTER THE DRAGON** fly

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/82 "2023-03-01T19:24:33Z")

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Alice in Walmart

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**Author:** ![Limmin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f04885/32.png) [@Limmin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limmin)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/83 "2023-03-01T19:42:06Z")

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The Beastymaster

Conan the Librarian

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**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/84 "2023-03-01T19:57:24Z")

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Diamonds are Semi-permanent

On a Royal Person’s Service

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/85 "2023-03-01T20:41:49Z")

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The Short Nap

The Insurance Adjuster of Oz

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/86 "2023-03-01T22:01:35Z")

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Monty Python and the Search for the George Foreman Grill

The Afternoon of Brian

Jibber-Jabber Wocky

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/87 "2023-03-01T22:09:49Z")

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Black Adman

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/88 "2023-03-01T22:26:49Z")

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The Dishwasher Repair Manual According to Garp

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**Author:** ![hopesperson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e95f7d/32.png) [@hopesperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hopesperson)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/89 "2023-03-01T22:32:36Z")

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Glengarry GlennBeck

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/90 "2023-03-01T22:38:57Z")

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Some sequels -

Men In Black Tutus  
Terminator 2: Take Your Child To Work Day  
Dawn, Manicurist of the Planet of the Apes  
Mad Max: Mornington Crescent  
Batman Returns A Library Book

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/91 "2023-03-02T02:39:25Z")

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National Lampoon’s Weekend in the Catskills  
The Mundane Ambersons  
Regional Velvet  
The Sound of Humming  
Meet Me in East St. Louis  
Singing in the Drizzle  
Indiana Jones and the Shrine of Pessimism

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/92 "2023-03-02T03:24:41Z")

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It Came From Amazon Prime

Field of Rubble

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/93 "2023-03-02T03:31:54Z")

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Bond films:

The Man With The Golden Retriever  
Lawnraker  
A License to Drive  
Live and Let Live  
Squiddy

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/94 "2023-03-02T03:41:54Z")

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Eyes Wide and Peeking  
A Few Average Men

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/95 "2023-03-02T03:48:44Z")

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1985  
2002  
E.U.

[words for Discourse]

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/96 "2023-03-02T04:01:54Z")

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (oops)

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/97 "2023-03-02T04:07:53Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (oops)

Wise Guy

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/98 "2023-03-02T04:07:56Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> The Attack of the 5 Foot Woman

There was

> **[Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 Women (TV Movie 1994) ⭐ 4.3 | Comedy](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109167/)**
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> 1h 20m | R

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/99 "2023-03-02T04:08:57Z")

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The Penultimate Starfighter

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/100 "2023-03-02T04:23:28Z")

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Epic Movies:

The Ten Suggestions  
Conan the Librarian  
The Bridge on the River Thames  
Dentist Zhivago  
Radiator  
Toro! Toro! Toro!

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