# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/981 "2025-07-18T21:09:11Z")
_Boatman and a Reuben_ ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/982 "2025-07-18T21:15:22Z")
Dances With Gerbils. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/983 "2025-07-19T09:21:44Z")
Waterweight ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/984 "2025-07-19T19:16:27Z")
The Whippersnapper of Oz ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/985 "2025-07-19T21:48:47Z")
_The Whizzer of Ahhhs_ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/986 "2025-07-20T02:06:21Z")
The Pigeon Has Landed The League of Ordinary Gentlemen Koala Dundee ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/987 "2025-07-20T03:15:19Z")
Vlasic Park: Rise of the Pickles ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/988 "2025-07-20T19:41:09Z")
The Abbess Pewter Pan Pete Hegseth’s Dragon ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/989 "2025-07-20T22:02:28Z")
Scent of a Dishpan John Air Wick ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/990 "2025-07-21T22:26:11Z")
Yo, Bro! Where Ya At? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/991 "2025-07-21T22:44:51Z")
Dude, There’s My Car ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/992 "2025-07-22T00:09:17Z")
You’ve Got Mumps! ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/993 "2025-07-22T10:25:13Z")
Guess Who’s Coming to Powerwash the Driveway The Color of Bunny Hannah and Her Third Cousins From Her Dad’s Side ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/994 "2025-07-22T15:26:59Z")
Private Farts A League of Their Own Unremarkable Charwomen ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/995 "2025-07-22T22:30:52Z")
Watership Down (instead of _Titanic_) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/996 "2025-07-23T11:25:45Z")
Can’t Buy Me Love (But You Can Rent It For An Hour At a Time) Betelgeuse Remember the Dwarves ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/997 "2025-07-23T17:03:14Z")
Bitchy Cassowary & Some Dumb Kid ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/998 "2025-07-24T00:51:52Z")
_A Man Called Whores_ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/999 "2025-07-24T05:51:46Z")
The Occasional Gardener The Credibles The Best Little Outhouse in Texas ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/1000 "2025-07-24T14:20:49Z")
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