# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/101 "2023-03-02T04:32:58Z")
Schindler’s Grocery List It’s a Lackluster Life Ruminating Bull Gone with the Breeze The Lizard of Oz One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock Larry of Arabia The Sound of Muzak 12 Slightly Miffed Men 2001: A Space Oddity Hummin’ in the Rain Some Like It Tepid Apocalypse Soon From Here to Sometime in the Future Ricky The Newark New Jersey Story To Shoo Away a Mockingbird The Boring Years of Our Lives Gums The Good, the Nice and the Homely Dances with Bunnies All Quiet at the Best Western Hotel Mr. Smith Goes to Poughkeepsie Mumbling on the Bounty ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/102 "2023-03-02T04:33:42Z")
Going My Way? Can I Get a Lift? When Harry Met Sally and They Never Saw Each Other Again The Guy Who Came In From the Cold (Because He Was, Like, Cold) Olympia Dukakis Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up Two Dollar and Fifty Cent Baby ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/103 "2023-03-02T10:24:21Z")
From Rochdale With Love Iron Pyrites Finger On Prince Andrew’s Secret Service Cubic Zirconias Are Forever The Man With The Golden Peashooter The Spy Who Quite Liked Me Septopussy ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/104 "2023-03-02T12:30:30Z")
A Dozen Guys Arguing You’ve Got Spam! Real Carborundum Shriek (this could easily apply to at least two titles… one’s a cartoon, and the other is a horror franchise) A Night in Modesto _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/105 "2023-03-02T14:32:13Z")
About Last Night: What Was It? American Graphic Interface Missed It By That Much Encounters of the Worst Kind The Gawd-Awful Father The Kinda Depressed Squad ---
**Author:** ![Moonrise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonrise/32/14764_2.png) [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/106 "2023-03-02T18:00:34Z")
_Dude, Where’s My Cap ?_ ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/107 "2023-03-02T18:09:36Z")
Casablanca, North Carolina\* \*apparently a real place ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/108 "2023-03-02T18:12:15Z")
Ivan’s Ho’ Haircream Oz the Boring and Predictable ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/109 "2023-03-02T18:43:09Z")
Look Who’s Pooing Now Hairy Movie V The Last Paperclipbender Immaterial Girls Mortal Kumquat Hatliners Return to the Blue Loogie Documentary & Book: A Brief History of Timeshares ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/110 "2023-03-02T19:55:27Z")
_Incessant String Music Struggling to Hide a Thinning Plot_ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/111 "2023-03-02T22:41:32Z")
Fisticuffs on the Orient Express ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/112 "2023-03-02T22:54:29Z")
The Deer Petter ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/113 "2023-03-03T03:35:47Z")
Always Quiet on the Western Front How the West Was Eventually Settled First Year Resident Zhivago The Man Who Knew Just Enough Throw Momma a Kiss from the Train It’s a Pleasant Life The Grapes of Wine Romanian Holiday ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/114 "2023-03-03T08:37:40Z")
Fibber Fibber ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/115 "2023-03-03T16:42:42Z")
The Seven Second Itch Shaving Private Ryan’s Back The Lamest Joke Ever Told The Ten Suggestions A Yom Kippur Story ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/116 "2023-03-03T18:58:55Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Shaving Private Ryan’s Back The common retitle, back in the day, was _Shaving Ryan’s Privates_ – which was, indeed, just about > [@](#): > > The Lamest Joke Ever Told ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/117 "2023-03-04T21:55:07Z")
The Princess Bridegroom How The Democrats Stole Christmas North Pacific Lullaby on Elm Street Travelodge (not Holiday Inn) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/118 "2023-03-05T02:54:58Z")
Die limp The viceroy of the rings The green kilometer The dim glowing Humancop ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/119 "2023-03-05T09:29:37Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Travelodge > > (not Holiday Inn) That wouldn’t be the movie based on a book by Arthur Hailey and set in a lodging facility in New Orleans, would it? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![alovem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@alovem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alovem)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/120 "2023-03-05T09:58:58Z")
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