# Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 27, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452 "2023-02-27T21:08:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/161 "2023-03-07T18:39:14Z")

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Puddle’s Eleven.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/162 "2023-03-07T20:21:39Z")

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The Simpsons Episode

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/163 "2023-03-07T21:12:35Z")

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CG or Not CG –Dramamine is the Question

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/164 "2023-03-07T23:21:15Z")

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Prince Kong

Dr. Romanticlove

Hannah and Her Extended Family

Hair Gel

Chaperone Approved Dancing

Mechanically Assisted Cop

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/165 "2023-03-08T00:29:34Z")

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The Godmother

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/166 "2023-03-08T00:59:01Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> Mechanically Assisted Cop

Robecop

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/167 "2023-03-08T03:32:33Z")

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Edward Papercliphand  
Alice in Obviousland

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/168 "2023-03-12T17:23:42Z")

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Chinese Town

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/169 "2023-03-12T17:40:39Z")

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The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

(Long scolding from Kwik-E-Mart clerk follows)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/170 "2023-03-12T17:47:01Z")

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The French Lieutenant’s Gramma.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/171 "2023-03-12T17:49:18Z")

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Shuffles With Wombats (or: Dances With Weirdos)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/172 "2023-03-12T17:57:16Z")

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The Grapes of Meh

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/173 "2023-03-12T21:33:34Z")

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Star Conflict: a New Trope  
Dr. Maybe  
Around the World in 800 Days  
Gone With A Stiff Breeze  
The Huckster of Oz  
Planet of the Non-Homo-Sapiens Primates  
The Stinging-Itchy Sensation  
Silence of the Stoats

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/174 "2023-03-13T02:54:57Z")

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Annoying Robot is Annoying

The Thing with Those People in That One City

Guy Imagines Rabbit

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/175 "2023-03-13T09:30:32Z")

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Starship Bloopers

Star Dreck

Contract

Macaroon

SpaceCramp

Forgettable Planet

E.T.1 The Extra Decimal

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/176 "2023-03-13T20:42:12Z")

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Allowed Planet

The Day The Earth Rotated Around Its Axis

It Came From Out of Town

The Ordinary Man Who Stayed the Same Size

When Worlds Have a Near Miss

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/177 "2023-03-13T21:26:51Z")

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The Creature From the Sunny and Cheerful Lagoon  
Elevensies With Tiffany  
The Modestly Tall Inferno  
The Big Cold Snap

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/178 "2023-03-13T23:33:10Z")

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Eyes Half Shut

The Fifth Sense

The Scoliotic of Notre Dame, Indiana

Flag Day

Mercury-Redstone 1

WHH (William Henry Harrison)

Dances With Bassets

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/179 "2023-03-14T12:19:02Z")

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Insurance Salesman of the Opera

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-movie-titles-less-impressive/980452/180 "2023-03-14T15:06:19Z")

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2001: Primates Going ‘OOH OOH’ & Confusing Colors in Space  
Chicken Soup  
Raging Cow  
Some Like it Tepid  
To Injure a Bird

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