# Make my email work you LAZY FAT PIECE OF SHIT IT MOTHERFUCKERS **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2016, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166 "2016-04-14T05:18:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/61 "2016-04-15T03:08:19Z")
It’s rants like this that make me miss Super Kapowlzer. His would have been a work of art. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/62 "2016-04-15T03:53:29Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > You meant “declawing”, I’m sure. No. You want people to sympathize with the person the OP is insulting. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/63 "2016-04-15T04:18:03Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > H-Dog?? They told us you wuz dead! Yo T-dog, dey acountz paya-bo cluckers be straight up lying. “User Profile Service service, failed the login”, makes ‘em feel sick, like a smack to the noggin’ Dey get de feathers ruffled, like dey passwords been shuffled. Flappen and stallin’ while I’m straight up soarin’, like an eagle, my deductions always legal, 🆒 Peace out. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/64 "2016-04-15T14:05:48Z")
OP: Any update? Did those LAZY FAT PIECE OF SHIT IT MOTHERFUCKERS get their comeuppance? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/65 "2016-04-15T14:22:35Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > OP: Any update? Did those LAZY FAT PIECE OF SHIT IT MOTHERFUCKERS get their comeuppance? He gave them the frowning of a lifetime. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/66 "2016-04-15T16:37:40Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > Yo T-dog, dey acountz paya-bo cluckers be straight up lying. > > “User Profile Service service, > failed the login”, > makes ‘em feel sick, > like a smack to the noggin’ > > Dey get de feathers ruffled, > like dey passwords been shuffled. > Flappen and stallin’ > while I’m straight up soarin’, > like an eagle, > my deductions always legal, > > 🆒 > Peace out. Are you on your way to Maine to impregnate white women? ---
**Author:** ![arseNal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@arseNal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arseNal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/67 "2016-04-15T18:26:47Z")
> [@dracoi](#): > > The OP should know better than to pit IT staff on a forum full of nerds. 🙂 Actually, I find that IT folks are generally treated pretty harshly on the SDMB. It must have been the inclusion of “FAT” that really turned this pitting back on the OP. The donuts thing was just weird, everyone knows donuts are a cop thing, for IT losers it’s cheetos. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/68 "2016-04-15T19:03:29Z")
Don’t be TOO hard on the OP, my VPN sucks, too. I’m unable to craft clever letters to IT, however, as I’m in HR and can only call them ‘fatso’. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/69 "2016-04-15T19:18:08Z")
What’s the whole (hole) thing with the doughnuts? You got cops running your IT department? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/70 "2016-04-15T19:49:51Z")
> [@arseNal](#): > > Actually, I find that IT folks are generally treated pretty harshly on the SDMB. It must have been the inclusion of “FAT” that really turned this pitting back on the OP. > > The donuts thing was just weird, everyone knows donuts are a cop thing, for IT losers it’s cheetos. And Mountain Dew. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/71 "2016-04-16T05:08:47Z")
> [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > Are you on your way to Maine to impregnate white women? tweny-fo-seven! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/72 "2016-04-16T05:27:08Z")
Here’s something to think about. Before you get fired, the company typically disconnects your email account. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/73 "2016-04-16T14:12:49Z")
Why is it that whenever “fat piece of shit” is posted someone always brings up cats … ---
**Author:** ![Stately\_Greek\_Automaton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Stately\_Greek\_Automaton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stately_Greek_Automaton)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/74 "2016-04-16T14:29:49Z")
Having gone through email troubles at work recently, I feel your pain. And yeah, reinstalling my profile for the 20th time will definitely work, those other 19 times done by those three other IT guys were totally flukes. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/75 "2016-04-16T14:45:54Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > OP: Any update? The OP has not been back yet… ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/76 "2016-04-16T17:43:37Z")
Ha! Your email is broken? Prove it. - The IT department ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/77 "2016-04-16T18:10:05Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > Yo T-dog, dey acountz paya-bo cluckers be straight up lying. > > “User Profile Service service, > failed the login”, > makes ‘em feel sick, > like a smack to the noggin’ > > Dey get de feathers ruffled, > like dey passwords been shuffled. > Flappen and stallin’ > while I’m straight up soarin’, > like an eagle, > my deductions always legal, > > 🆒 > Peace out. Word be bond. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/78 "2016-04-16T19:34:35Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Out of curiosity, what is your job? He’s a Hallmark greeting card writer. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/79 "2016-04-17T17:21:36Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > The OP has not been back yet… I’m guessing the failing email was just the tip of the Titanic iceberg. Those LAZY FAT PIECE OF SHIT IT MOTHERFUCKERS probably put down the donuts and farmville long enough to then infect his “home office” computer, destroy his 28K modem, and plug his toilet. When he finally gets back online, you can guarantee there won’t be a single lower-case letter in his scorching-the-earth reply. THAT DUDE DOES NOT ABIDE! ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2016, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166/80 "2016-04-17T17:36:09Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > The OP has not been back yet… The IT department probably put in a firewall so he can’t access AOLonline anymore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-my-email-work-you-lazy-fat-piece-of-shit-it-motherfuckers/752166.md?page=5)