# Make People Sick With Your Huge Dick!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492 "2002-03-15T17:43:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/21 "2002-03-18T11:29:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*It occurred to me that there is nothing I would hate more than to have a dick so big people would think it was a third leg. I’d have to alter my pants, for one thing, and every time I got a hard on I’d either pole vault or pass out. \*\* Excellent. 😃 Looking at those pictures, the only thing that runs through my mind is “No way I am getting on the receiving end of that one.” Somehow I think sex is much more enjoyable when you don’t feel like a pig roasting on a spike… ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/22 "2002-03-18T13:08:19Z")
* * * ## Originally posted by matt\_mcl It occurred to me that there is nothing I would hate more than to have a dick so big people would think it was a third leg. I’d have to alter my pants, for one thing, and every time I got a hard on I’d either pole vault or pass out. This had me snorting and hacking and wheezing. Thank you, **matt\_mcl**. Thank you very much. Your Dick So Huge, It Can Be Your Dance Partner! ---
**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/23 "2002-03-18T13:41:08Z")
**Duck Duck Goose** , I found the page you were talking about. :eek: I’m gonna have nightmares tonight… ---
**Author:** ![Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoundrel_Swanswater)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/24 "2002-03-18T14:02:10Z")
Oooh, my GAWD !!! The guy in the picture must have a good dental plan, because every time he flexes his kegal muscle, he has a good chance of knocking his own teeth out !! What is this guy going to do with it ? Have sex with elephants ? ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/25 "2002-03-18T15:38:09Z")
Anyone can make people sick with their huge dick. Me, I’ve worked it out so that when I cum, I shoot reruns of Mama’s Family. People are either sick with excess ennui or vaguely amused for no reason they can consciously discern. Actually, now that I think about it, I have that same affect on people even in platonic situations. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/26 "2002-03-19T00:50:32Z")
“Do Women Mock Your Rock-Hard Cock? Meet Doc Jacques and His Extensive Stock!” ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/27 "2002-03-19T00:53:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*We should all try our hands at penal enlargement ad copy writing. (or, we could leave out the last three words in the previous sentence and do something _really_ productive). We could become hundredaires! > > A Penis So Large You’ll Need A Wheelbarrow To Walk! > > A Shlong Sp Long You Could Use It As A Q-tip! > > A Pecker Of Such Porportions You’ll Need To Pee From A Plane! > > Make People Trip With Your Trailing Dick! \*\* A penis so large you need a license to operate heavy machinery before you have sex! A shlong so big your balls will dial 10-10-321 when they call the tip! A dick so big you’ll need a fishing license to take a sperm sample! A wiener so huge they’ll be a show on FOX called “When your penis attacks!” A tallywhacker so gargantuan the US Dept of Justice will try to break it up into smaller dicks! ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/28 "2002-03-19T03:06:43Z")
Say ‘So Long’ To Your Tiny Dong! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/29 "2002-03-19T08:01:10Z")
A dick so big that it’ll get its own movie contract based on the attention it draws alone! A boner so massive that you can have sex with someone in Cleveland while you’re still in Orlando! A willy so humongous, you’ll call it your William Shakespeare! A tool so long that NASA places their space probes on the tip just before you ejaculate! ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/30 "2002-03-19T10:21:34Z")
I can only really think of one way to make people sick with a large dick. It involves the gag reflex. Ho-hum. pan ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/31 "2002-03-19T10:36:43Z")
On the page with the pictures of big shiny cocks is this text > [@](#): > > These testimonials are from our clients, they are 100% accurate word for word of what they have sent to us. In certain instances we have changed grammar and spelling to make some testimonials more understandable. Wish they’d left them as they were. “Hello I am have really big cock with ur product u R grate K thx bye” “U R l33t c0XX0rs!!! heh heh ps my gf says owie” “I didnt have small penis before or anything but now its really big and stuff so yeah thanks” “they used to call me dude wheres yuor penis now they worship my knob as a god first church of my massive penis alright!!!” ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/32 "2002-03-19T10:49:20Z")
**Tansu** , if I were into sig lines then “U R l33t c0XX0rs!!!” would be high **high** on my list. Thankyou. pan ---
**Author:** ![abel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@abel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abel)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/33 "2002-03-20T05:57:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Maybe I should use both products and open an ‘Orange Julius’ in my balls. > [@](#): > > Well, that certainly puts a whole new spin on the phrase, “soda jerk.” I almost passed out trying not to wake up my roommates with my laughing. That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all week! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/34 "2002-03-21T00:48:38Z")
The email I’m getting continually bombarded with is: **JLO with miniskirt minus pair of panties!!!** Has to be foreign. It’s a funny way of saying it. It has sort of a “All your JLO panties are belong to us now” quality. They must know I don’t need any further help with having a dick that makes people sick. Uh, wait. Let me rephrase that … ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/35 "2002-03-21T05:36:38Z")
Turn your Dick into a Cash Cow! ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/36 "2002-03-21T06:02:39Z")
I can’t believe it’s a dick! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/37 "2002-03-21T08:24:01Z")
On a different note, I just got an E-mail telling me how to increase my vaginal muscle strength… ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/38 "2002-03-21T16:20:55Z")
Your snapper so powerful it snips off dicks like string beans!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/39 "2002-03-21T16:56:39Z")
If **SPOOFE** were to have a vagina, that’s the kind he’d get, I feel sure. I get floods of debt solution spam. They must think I’m too broke to pay for a bigger penis or tighter vagina. ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492/40 "2002-03-21T17:25:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*I get a lot spam about improving both the quality and quantity of my semen. There’s one I’ve been getting recently that touts “Improve the flavor of your sperm!” I used to get another that said “Increase your ejaculate my 584 percent!”. > > Maybe I should use both products and open an ‘Orange Julius’ in my balls. \*\* Gee Your Dick Smells Terrific! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-people-sick-with-your-huge-dick/98492.md?page=3)