# Make Toilets Great Again!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-toilets-great-again/817815>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2018, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-toilets-great-again/817815 "2018-07-12T22:26:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-toilets-great-again/817815/1 "2018-07-12T22:26:45Z")

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I saw this Trump toilet brush on Facebook, and no, I’m not the one who makes them and sells them on Etsy. SFW.

> **[Donald Trump Toilet Brush. the Original Commander in Crap™ - Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/605577936/donald-trump-toilet-brush-the-original?gpla=1&gao=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_c-home_and_living-bathroom-bathroom_decor&utm_custom1=1dd23496-4c2f-40fc-a120-118d0ad32e92&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-JvaBRDGARIsAFjqkkpF-vixAwyaE95kZSL7IWBH4WAwaug9TQtdPIwsypnI5iy0xgKwb_AaAgGCEALw_wcB)**
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> This Wall Hangings item by spacedoutdesigns has 4351 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Encinitas, CA. Listed on Mar 16, 2023

LOL!

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-toilets-great-again/817815/2 "2018-07-12T22:36:36Z")

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I might be more willing to actually clean the toilet.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-toilets-great-again/817815/3 "2018-07-12T22:58:02Z")

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It’s funny, but owning that would mean I’d have to look at Trump now and again, so pass.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-toilets-great-again/817815/4 "2018-07-13T05:18:59Z")

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They also sell [Trump toilet paper](https://www.amazon.com/American-Art-Classics-Collectible-Political/dp/B0163B2FBG). It’s kind of a devil’s bargain in that, to see his face covered in shit, you have to let him kiss your ass.

If you want to stick it to the man in a different fashion, there’s the [Dump-a-Trump pen holder](https://www.amazon.com/Original-Dump-Trump-Pen-Holder/dp/B01KJJS8F0/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_21_tr_t_2/138-7076209-0034422?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=M68D2NZX1PAD4ZTDB24Z), although it is rather reminiscent of the vastly superior [cat pencil sharpener](https://www.amazon.com/Cat-End-Pencil-Sharpener-between/dp/B0016BMUIM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1531458294&sr=8-2&keywords=cat+pencil+sharpener).

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**Author:** ![txjim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f07891/32.png) [@txjim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/txjim)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-toilets-great-again/817815/5 "2018-07-13T14:09:42Z")

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There is still enough summer left to enjoy this!

[Trump Pool Float](https://www.dailysteals.com/products/donald-trump-xxl-pool-float?variant=12143605809228&cmp_id=1448998447&adg_id=56149982533&kwd=&device=c&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9uTUi6Cc3AIVkrbACh151A-BEAQYASABEgKc7vD_BwE)