# Make up a rumour about the above user **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hbk4894](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Hbk4894](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbk4894)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
Just for fun ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/2 "2016-07-22T19:01:01Z")
**Hbk4894** writes an online gossip column and is known to have bouts of writer’s block. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/3 "2016-07-22T19:02:34Z")
His pet Orangutan supplied the hair used in Donald Trump’s hair transplant surgery. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/4 "2016-07-22T19:03:18Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/5 "2016-07-22T20:16:34Z")
TriPolar was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll in 1963 ---
**Author:** ![Hbk4894](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Hbk4894](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbk4894)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/6 "2016-07-22T20:37:26Z")
Had their first kiss at a school disco ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/7 "2016-07-22T20:40:18Z")
Doubts remain about Hbk4894’s role in the misterious dissapearance of his elder brother Hbk4893 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/8 "2016-07-22T20:49:01Z")
Frodo refers to his laptop as his “Precioussss”. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/9 "2016-07-22T20:52:25Z")
Yeah, not a real professor; more like a “professor.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/10 "2016-07-22T21:25:51Z")
Susan is her post-op name, after living 70 years as Donald. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/11 "2016-07-22T21:27:41Z")
Sunbathes in Panko and cream cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/12 "2016-07-23T00:23:13Z")
… — … … — … (crypto is above) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/13 "2016-07-23T00:45:18Z")
Has a hard time finding shoes, if those footprints are any indication. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/14 "2016-07-23T00:58:46Z")
(It’s Morse Code.) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/15 "2016-07-23T02:48:05Z")
Burpo the wonder mutt has dog breath, even the chlorophyll dog biscuits can’t get rid of it. Ignatz communicates with family, friends and his preciousss via Morse Code. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/16 "2016-07-23T15:34:20Z")
gkster has a G-cup keister ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/17 "2016-07-23T15:37:16Z")
**Annie-Xmas** is a general in the War on Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/18 "2016-07-23T15:50:08Z")
Amateur Barbarian is actually a professional barbarian. If the Olympic Committee finds out he won’t be able to compete in the 500 meter pillage in Rio. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/19 "2016-07-23T15:54:15Z")
TriPolar has one molar removed, but is a lousy typist. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/20 "2016-07-23T16:13:11Z")
Annie keeps a stash of old National Geographics under her bed, to look at photos of naked Pygmy warriors. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615.md?page=2)