# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 42
### Author:  [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/822 "2018-04-08T23:43:37Z")
**Prof. Pepperwinkle** has seen London and France, but has never seen someone’s underpants.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/823 "2018-04-09T13:27:54Z")
**Marine\_One** has cooties.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2018, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/824 "2018-04-09T13:34:13Z")
\*\*Blue Blistering Barnacle \*\*'s favorite poem is “one, two buckle my shoe” which he repeats endlessly. His associates wish he’d memorize the rest of the damn thing.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/825 "2018-04-09T15:30:51Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Elendil’s Heir is personally sculpting a life-size statue of his idol Orson Bean out of old VHS copies of _The Hobbit_ in another wild attempt at gaining the attentions of Keira Knightley.
Well, I guess it’s time to change the locks on our house again…
**Annie-Xmas** has consulted with at least nine plastic surgeons about being transformed into a passable version of Mrs. Santa Claus.
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### Author:  [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/826 "2018-04-11T20:18:31Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** enjoys reading Nancy Drew novels while lounging in the bathtub filled with pink champagne and lizards.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/827 "2018-04-12T13:33:19Z")
**slightly askew** is totally straight, but has some good curves.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/828 "2018-04-12T15:31:17Z")
When she participates in any discussion, \*\* Annie-Xmas\*\* always leaves each issue wrapped up in a neat bow.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2018, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/829 "2018-04-14T08:05:21Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle says, “Nanny nanny boo-boo” way way too often.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/830 "2018-04-14T17:45:31Z")
**boson** never cries or laughs.
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### Author:  [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/831 "2018-04-14T17:57:21Z")
> [@boson](#):
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> Blue Blistering Barnacle says, “Nanny nanny boo-boo” way way too often.
boson and higgs got together and created a particle.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/832 "2018-04-16T05:05:13Z")
**furryman** is usually extremely petulant.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/833 "2018-04-16T14:04:27Z")
**Mr. Zox** cannot keep himself from drawing beards and mustaches on x-rays of skulls.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/834 "2018-04-16T14:06:00Z")
Mr Zox left the organization after that big bitcoin theft happened in 2014. The newspaper headline was “Mt. Gox Cox It Up, Mr Zox Walks”
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/835 "2018-04-16T14:07:23Z")
Prof. Pepperwinkle’s doctorate came from a diploma mill, and he’s always ninjaing me, Mom!! :mad:
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/836 "2018-04-16T14:53:03Z")
**Whiskey Dickens** flunked Ninja school, but has gone on to a successful career as a Kabuki scenery changer.
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/837 "2018-04-16T15:15:17Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** not only knows that the barnacle has the longest penis in the world relative to body size, but mentions it at least twice a day. Even his priest at confession is sick of hearing it.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/838 "2018-04-16T15:49:49Z")
Bosda told **Leo Bloom** that Leo was the dandelion in his BDCT sandwich. They’ve been arm in arm ever since.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/839 "2018-04-16T22:49:40Z")
When **Whiskey Dickens** visits a sandwich shop, he only ever orders soup.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/840 "2018-04-17T13:57:25Z")
> [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](#):
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> When **Whiskey Dickens** visits a sandwich shop, he only ever orders soup.
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** almost earned himself a good ole fashioned knuckle sandwich upthread until I remembered that kabuki is not the same as bukkake. 😛
Wait, that’s not a rumor.
BBB played backing arthropod on Fleetwood Mac’s 11th studio album. Rumours.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/841 "2018-04-17T13:59:28Z")
**Whiskey Dickens** was a concert harpist for a number of years, but gave it up when he discovered banjo-pickin’ paid better.
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