# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 43
### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/842 "2018-04-17T14:37:27Z")
**Prof. Pepperwinkle** and **Whiskey Dickens** are, interestingly, clients of each other. They stay out late in dingy bars, pick up barflies, and “discuss real estate”.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/843 "2018-04-17T15:23:15Z")
**BBB** agrees with me that capitalizing the word “Realtor” for those who deal in real estate is a waste of ink (or electrons).
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/844 "2018-04-17T15:37:09Z")
\*\* Elendil’s Heir\*\* pronounces the word “realtor” as “real-i-tor”.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/845 "2018-04-19T04:50:05Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** ’s favorite flavor of cupcake is cucumber/eggplant surprise.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2018, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/846 "2018-04-19T13:28:51Z")
**Mr Zox** has never been to a zoo due to his hatred of all animals.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/847 "2018-04-19T14:34:01Z")
**Annie-Xmas** has her own personal submarine, which she uses to visit the lost city of Atlantis. She’s “good friends” with Prince Atlizan, heir to the throne.
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### Author:  [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2018, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/848 "2018-04-19T14:54:09Z")
**Prof. Pepperwinkle** killed Mr. Body in the library with the lead pipe.
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### Author:  [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/849 "2018-04-19T16:31:53Z")
> [@Crazy\_Canuck](#):
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> **Prof. Pepperwinkle** killed Mr. Body in the library with the lead pipe.
Crazy Canuck is neither crazy nor a canuck.
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### Author:  [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/850 "2018-04-19T16:48:39Z")
I have it from a reliable source who actually witnessed this with his own eyes that “Furryman” actually grew up in and worked for a circus for many years as one of those “Wolf Man” characters due to a genetic propensity to grow bodily hair all over his face, ears, neck and throat area. Since the decline of the circus as an entertainment industry, he has had to venture forth into the everyday world and try to assimilate, not an easy task for someone who was in such an isolated and accepting environment for so long. He should be lauded!
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### Author:  [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/851 "2018-04-19T18:47:32Z")
I asked **Jasmine** if they wanted to rub my magic lamp, and I all I got out of it was a black eye.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/852 "2018-04-21T01:40:37Z")
When **Crazy Canuck** speaks, his lips don’t sync with his words.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/853 "2018-04-21T03:34:11Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle is a ghost passing as alive.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/854 "2018-04-25T16:07:11Z")
**boson** always drinks slushies extra fast, seeking Guinness World Book of Records recognition for the world’s biggest ice cream headache.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/855 "2018-04-28T01:39:14Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** has spent decades trying to get DC Comics to retire, “Great Caesar’s Ghost,” as Perry White’s catch-phrase and adopt his moniker, instead. Got _my_ vote.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2018, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/856 "2018-04-28T08:35:23Z")
burpo the wonder mutt was seen two weeks ago in a desert outside Elko Nevada aiming the largest electromagnet he could find into the sky . He was mumbling something about, “gonna get this meteor, gonna get this meteor, gonna give us a new start.” Nobody knows what he was up to.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/857 "2018-04-28T15:17:20Z")
**boson** was in the courtroom when OJ Simpson was found “not guilty” and yelled ASSHOLES at the jury.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/858 "2018-05-01T04:29:04Z")
Annie-Xmas bought herself a cold-shoulder blouse to show off her tattoos only to remember that it was her butt cheeks that had the tattoos.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/859 "2018-05-01T13:45:16Z")
**boson** has a brand new tattoo that’s a real beauty of a Mexican cutie, but how it got there he hasn’t a clue.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/860 "2018-05-03T04:54:59Z")
Annie-Xmas talks to the TV a lot. But it’s not to the news but to Flo during the Progressive commercials. Annie has a life goal to be a Flo cover stand up artist.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/861 "2018-05-03T14:46:49Z")
**boson** ’s goal of becoming “the kind of sicko everyone here yearns to be” has been regularly foiled by the strength of his own moral fiber. If only he’d stop eating so much oatmeal.
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