# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 44
### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/862 "2018-05-04T19:33:00Z")
**BBB** once farted so loud his screen saver deactivated.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/863 "2018-05-05T03:20:13Z")
Whiskey Dickens farts so hard that he can get up to 11 mph in his office chair.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/864 "2018-05-05T15:14:10Z")
**boson** fats rainbows and rides unicorns.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/865 "2018-05-07T02:51:34Z")
**Annie-Xmas** is being replaced this holiday season by Helen Hanukkah.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/866 "2018-05-07T14:10:26Z")
More like “farto the wonder butt,” am I right? What a gassy bastard. SAD!
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/867 "2018-05-08T16:38:44Z")
After that last one, I think we could close the thread and declare a winner! But **Whiskey Dickens** wants to tell at least one more fart joke.
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### Author:  [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/868 "2018-05-08T22:54:23Z")
\*\*Annie-Xmas \*\* reportedly paid a large sum of hush money to make sure that certain _indelicate_ pictures concerning her and the elves never surfaced.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2018, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/869 "2018-05-09T05:52:29Z")
Alpha Twit is so overconfident on the thread rules that he thinks he is the cleverest person on it.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/870 "2018-05-09T14:20:08Z")
**boson** and **Alpha Twit** and **every poster in this thread, on this message board, on the Internet, yeah, even in the universe _except me_** has the cooties.
‘Cuz “circle, circle, dot, dot…”
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### Author:  [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/871 "2018-05-09T14:59:48Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle has a psychosis named after him: “Barnacle’s Delusion.” It’s a sub-form of delusional parasitosis - but where it manifests by proxy.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/872 "2018-05-09T15:49:01Z")
TruCelt didn’t get the TruCoat even though my boss knocked $100 off the price. Never done that before, dontcha know. Oh geeze.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/873 "2018-05-10T02:48:08Z")
**Whiskey Dickens** knows no bounds.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/874 "2018-05-10T06:25:51Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle gets truly excited when an item is advertised under the rounded dollar. “$24.99? Why, that’s under $25. How could I turn down that deal?”
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/875 "2018-05-10T17:47:48Z")
boson pronounces every letter in the word “boatswain.”
“I was here first, and they’re the no talent ass clowns, why should I change?” he’s reported as saying.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/876 "2018-05-10T18:31:22Z")
**Whiskey Dickens** can understand what squirrels are saying quite accurately, but always makes it a point to misquote them when asked to interpret by suburban zoologists.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2018, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/877 "2018-05-11T05:43:05Z")
Elendil’s Heir proudly recycles used facial tissues, using a single sheet about 5 times before using them as doll clothing.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/878 "2018-05-11T18:21:14Z")
boson has a cross stitch framed and hung in his bathroom that says _“it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.”_
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/879 "2018-05-11T18:30:48Z")
**Whiskey Dickens** knows every word of every song on _The White Album_, but only in High Squirrel.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2018, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/880 "2018-05-12T06:14:43Z")
Elendil’s Heir is secretly a fanatic for the band Doug Clark and His Hot Nuts and has never told anyone. Sorry EH.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/881 "2018-05-12T14:53:44Z")
**boson** has a bucket under his computer desk that he uses so he can spend more time on the SDMB.
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