# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 46
### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/902 "2018-05-17T15:35:58Z")
For dinner, **BBB** only ever eats a well-done Lombardy Pudding Elk steak, couscous, red-eye gravy and a glass of slightly rancid buttermilk.
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### Author:  [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/903 "2018-05-17T16:10:59Z")
I saw Elendil’s Heir talking to Chuck Norris once, and he looked scaaaared…
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/904 "2018-05-17T16:22:53Z")
Don’t ever accept if **cornflakes** offers to get you a glass of milk.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/905 "2018-05-18T04:05:31Z")
**IG** acts as Chuck Norris’s publicist, and has been known to exaggerate just a wee bit.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/906 "2018-05-18T04:48:28Z")
Elendil’s Heir bites the heads off of children’s animal crackers, returns them to the box, and gives the box to children.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/907 "2018-05-18T14:18:28Z")
**boson** is the most notorious licker-of-cream-off-the-inside-of-Oreos-and-putting-them-back-on-the-store-shelf of the last 50 years, oftentimes receiving help from the store employees. He would be easy to catch–as he just walks down the street to the next supermarket/convenience store–if the detectives assigned to the case weren’t busy rolling on the floor in paroxysms of laughter.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/908 "2018-05-18T14:50:03Z")
**burpo** once burped, farted, sneezed and coughed at the same time, but suffered no ill effects other than his eyeballs popping out and rolling around on the floor.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/909 "2018-05-19T13:45:03Z")
When Meghan Markle couldn’t have **Elendil’s Heir** , she settled for Prince Harry.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/910 "2018-05-19T13:51:51Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** once wrote a poem that George Carlin stole:
I’m aweir some steir at my heir.
In fact, to be feir,
Some really despeir of my heir.
But I don’t ceir,
'Cause they’re not aweir,
Nor are they devoneir
In fact, they’re just squeir.
They see heir down to their,
Say, “Beweir” and go off on a teir!
I say, “No feir!”
A head that’s beir is really nowheir.
So be like a beir, be feir with your heir!
Show it you ceir.
Wear it to their.
Or to their.
Or to their, if you deir!
My wife bought some heir at a feir, to use as a speir.
Did I ceir?
Au contreir!
Speir heir is feir!
In fact, heir can be reir.
Fred Asteir got no heir,
Nor does a cheir,
Nor a chocolate ecleir,
And where is the heir on a peir?
Nowheir, mon freir!
So now that I’ve sheired this affeir of the heir,
I’m going to repeir to my leir and use Neir.
Do you ceir?
ETA: Ninja’d but I’m letting this post stand. If you think I’m going to do it again, you are crazy.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/911 "2018-05-19T15:10:05Z")
**Annie-Xmas** is a poet,
But doesn’t know it.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/912 "2018-05-19T16:23:31Z")
**BBB** kept putting ointment on that blister but the seawater kept washing it off.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/913 "2018-05-19T16:36:10Z")
**burpo the wonder mutt** was once a dog owned by a little old lady. She uncorked a bottle with a magic genie, who granted her three wishes. She asked to be turned into a young women, to be given a billion dollars, and for her dog to be turned into a gorgeous stud of a young man. The genie granted her three wishes.
Boy, was she mad when she remembered she had listened to all those public service announcements and had her dog neutered.
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### Author:  [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2018, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/914 "2018-05-20T08:24:51Z")
Annie-Xmas sometimes wears stretchy pants. In her room. Just for fun.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/915 "2018-05-20T17:30:31Z")
**cornflakes** peeked under the windowshade, saw **Annie** thus attired, and took more than two dozen pictures - but refuses to show them to anyone else.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/916 "2018-05-20T17:34:36Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** starred in the only all clothed, no nudity allowed production of Hair’s sequel **Alandil’s Hair**. Nothing from the production is still in existence, for which we are eternally grateful.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2018, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/917 "2018-05-21T04:38:33Z")
When someone told Annie-Xmas that the grass was greener on the other side of the fence, she turned the fence around.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/918 "2018-05-21T13:44:16Z")
**boson** is not a bison but has been to Boston repeatedly to try to climb the steeple of Old North Church.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/919 "2018-05-21T19:07:19Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** has to continually file his canine teeth short to pass among men.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/920 "2018-05-22T04:26:19Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle decided to study cartology because he thought that the construction and use of carts aren’t too complicated and would be an easy A.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/921 "2018-05-23T13:20:38Z")
I went to college with boson, and let me tell you, if you had a pulse and a fiver, wow.
The memories, right buddy? Remember that time beside the garbage pail full of Everclear, in the basement of the frat? I still have the beer pong trophy they gave us.
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