# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 47
### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/922 "2018-05-23T13:25:23Z")
**Whiskey Dickens** is a religious fanatic who considers alcohol the devil’s drink, all novels as “made-up lies” and A Christmas Carol as sacreligious.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/923 "2018-05-23T14:39:13Z")
BRB getting fire, we’re going to burn Annie Witch-Mas at the stake for heresy.
She dumped a pile of coins on top of the bills when handing me change, which is expressly forbidden by Matthew 21:12. It’s one of the twelve hundred deadly sins.
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### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/924 "2018-05-23T15:17:46Z")
Whiskey’s dad helped Ted Cruz’s dad pull off the JFK assassination.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2018, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/925 "2018-05-23T20:31:45Z")
As a kid, **Astorian** hung out with **Whiskey Dickens** and **Ted Cruz** in a tree fort they built together.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2018, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/926 "2018-05-24T13:37:50Z")
**Blue Blstering Barnacle** invented the binary system.
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### Author:  [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/927 "2018-05-24T13:42:05Z")
It’s a virtually unknown fact that Annie used to be gainfully employed as one of Santa’s elves but, because of Amazon, tragically lost her position due to downsizing. She carries the scars to this very day.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/928 "2018-05-24T14:04:12Z")
I first met Jasmine when I used to hang around biker bars in Florida. She was the Mongols chapter president’s old lady, no one messed with her.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/929 "2018-05-24T15:40:01Z")
Whiskey Dickens always wondered that if the river was whiskey and he was a diving duck that he would dive in and not want to come up.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/930 "2018-05-24T17:55:27Z")
When shopping for clothes, **boson** always checks the mirror, rotates 360 degrees, and checks the mirror again, “just to be sure”.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2018, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/931 "2018-05-27T01:05:56Z")
**BBB** needs to come up for air.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/932 "2018-05-28T03:32:15Z")
**burpo the wonder mutt** owns and regularly watches videotapes of every episode of “Joanie Loves Chachi”, but secretly feels that Joanie could do better…
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/933 "2018-05-28T19:38:36Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle? I seen that hood rat today, he was standing on the corner, leaning up against a post.
He say “but he tired. He been walking all day.”
That don’t befront me, as long as I get my money next Friday.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2018, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/934 "2018-05-30T07:08:56Z")
Whiskey Dickens stubbed his toe today in his city and sat down on the sidewalk and sucked it for longer that what you’d normally see an adult do. About 10 minutes longer.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/935 "2018-05-30T22:58:51Z")
**boson** is a mashed potato farmer. His spuds are never duds.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2018, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/936 "2018-06-01T02:36:34Z")
**Prof. Pepperwinkle** has ants in his pants. And he needs to dance.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/937 "2018-06-01T05:37:33Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle mutes the TV shows and listens to all the commercials. Especially fond of the car dealerships and attorneys.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/938 "2018-06-01T13:51:39Z")
**boson** spits on every car dealership and attorney sign he passes on the street.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/939 "2018-06-01T13:54:07Z")
**Annie-Xmas** only ever steps on the cracks.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/940 "2018-06-01T13:58:25Z")
\*\* Blue Blistering Barnacle\*\* only eats blue cheese, blue trout, and blueberries.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/941 "2018-06-01T16:42:31Z")
**Annie-Xmas** was Angelina Jolie’s stunt double on the set of _Mr. and Mrs. Smith_.
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