# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 48
### Author:  [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/942 "2018-06-01T20:52:04Z")
There is only one Herkimer Battle Jitney in existence that has the original rotating circular waterbed and mirrored disco ball. I heard that Hef was verrry impressed when Elendil’s Heir gave him the keys for an evening.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/943 "2018-06-02T14:26:49Z")
**cornflakes** has a secret recipe for “porn pancakes.” Don’t ask.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/944 "2018-06-02T16:03:57Z")
**Annie-Xmas** asked, received, and has made them many times - but never, _ever_ for her mom and dad.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/945 "2018-06-02T18:16:32Z")
Whenever **Elendil’s Heir** goes out in public, people greet him with a salute and say “Heir Elendil”
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/946 "2018-06-02T18:26:50Z")
Whenever **Annie-Xmas** goes out in public, people either look away in embarrassment or - a hardy few - ask her for **cornflakes** ’s recipe for porn pancakes.
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### Author:  [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/947 "2018-06-02T19:44:15Z")
Elendil’s Heir is known far and wide as “one of a hardy few.”
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2018, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/948 "2018-06-02T21:30:55Z")
**cornflakes** is an army of one.
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### Author:  [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/949 "2018-06-02T22:01:40Z")
BBB thinks that he has a battle jitney too, but it’s just an old AMC Gremlin. It doesn’t even Herkimer.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/950 "2018-06-03T06:40:47Z")
Cornflakes does have his own battle jitney, a Herkimer to boot. He calls it Whitney. To his guests, he serves chutney on melba toast when his jitney isn’t in battle. He’s a cute one.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/951 "2018-06-03T16:59:21Z")
After the Incident of September 31, 2015, **boson** is forbidden under Uruguayan law from ordering either chutney or melba toast when he is in the country.
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### Author:  [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2018, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/952 "2018-06-04T01:35:41Z")
Elendil’s Heir politely but firmly refuses to eat pancakes, but refuses to explain why.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2018, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/953 "2018-06-04T07:12:15Z")
Elendil’s Heir is proud to show off the dozens of books in his house that he pretends to have read. This charade is in fact part of his backbone. So sad.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/954 "2018-06-04T14:09:04Z")
boson’s brother is named damnson. His mother is yeaboi, and father is ayyfam.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/955 "2018-06-04T14:12:34Z")
**Whiskey Dickens** has three brothers: Jack Daniels Dickens, Jim Beam Dickens and Johnnie Walker Dickens.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/956 "2018-06-04T17:53:54Z")
Uruguayan prosecutors allege that **Annie-Xmas** has arranged for midget ninjas to smother all seven of her brothers and three sisters.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/957 "2018-06-05T14:45:52Z")
Elendil’s Heir walks into my office with his emotional support nutria, and doesn’t the damn thing poo everywhere. Then, he tries blaming it on me, saying that I scared the damn nutria with my emotional support cougar. I said, that’s no cougar, that’s my wife, the partner in the firm, and you are so fired. Weird start to the day, I tell you.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/958 "2018-06-05T15:21:55Z")
**Whiskey Dickens** is well known for weird fits and starts.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/959 "2018-06-05T15:38:45Z")
**BBB** ’s third grandfather once removed was in the CCC but not the KKK, worked at MMM and had car insurance through the AAA.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/960 "2018-06-05T19:33:29Z")
OK guys, here’s another Elendil’s Heir story for you, and it’s actually true unlike the complete fabrication that _cornflakes_ made up about EH:
Elendil’s Heir doesn’t believe in groundhogs. I tried to convince him they weren’t mythical and he just spat on the floor and said “ain’t no real animal called a Whistle Pig. Ya’ll keep on about that garbage, and I’ll make you whistle like a pig.”
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/961 "2018-06-05T20:13:00Z")
Whiskey Dickens only uses Wisk laundry detergent.
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