# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 49
### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/962 "2018-06-07T03:50:58Z")
Annie-Xmas does not believe Earth is a sphere. Nor does she think it’s flat. She is the founding member of Cubic Earth Society. Their motto: CES Yes!
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/963 "2018-06-07T13:39:55Z")
**boson** once had sex with a person while inside a cardboard wedding cake. When their actions caused the cake to fall open at his parent’s 50th wedding anniversary party, he and his sex partner proceeded to finish their activity and then go-go dance in the nude.
THAT was a party nobody will ever forget!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/964 "2018-06-07T14:14:30Z")
**Annie-Xmas** took more than three dozen photos of the incident, which she looks at almost every night with the doors locked and the drapes pulled tightly shut.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/965 "2018-06-07T14:40:30Z")
\*\* Elendil’s Heir\*\*’s voyeurism has never been foiled by tightly shut drapes.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/966 "2018-06-08T14:32:39Z")
\*\*Blue Blistering Barnacle \*\* always wears tightly shut underwear.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2018, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/967 "2018-06-08T14:47:11Z")
**Annie-Xmas** ’s underwear has never been, as the gratefully satiated men of the Third Fleet will attest, tightly shut.
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/968 "2018-06-08T17:54:28Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** is mentioned, in passing, in the Steele dossier.
Regards,
Shodan
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/969 "2018-06-08T18:40:40Z")
According to a recent U.S. Treasury analysis, **Shodan** ’s Regards are worth significantly more in Zimbabwean dollars than in Israeli shekels.
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/970 "2018-06-08T19:17:33Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** has never responded to our requests for an interview about what happened on August 11, 2011.
Regards,
Shodan
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/971 "2018-06-08T20:54:08Z")
Shodan is dying to know what happened on 8-11-11 because he was there but distracted surfing for Batman undies.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/972 "2018-06-09T01:40:00Z")
**boson** got his handle from drinking too much in a certain city in Massachusetts: “Thass ri’, mofo, I’m fum Bos’on! Pahk y’cah in y’butt…ZZZZZZZZZZ.”
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### Author:  [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/973 "2018-06-09T01:46:20Z")
**burpo** ’s inability to form English sentences has nothing to do with a want of intelligence. He is, in fact, the result of a CIA experiment to clone the Assyrian king Ashurnasirpal II.
\*\*burpo’\*\*s first language is actually Akkadian.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2018, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/974 "2018-06-09T06:30:43Z")
Sefton paints with his feet because his hands are for beer and weed.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2018, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/975 "2018-06-09T12:00:25Z")
**boson** ’s first words as a babe were, “Beer me!”
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/976 "2018-06-09T13:56:02Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** hates Spongebob Squarepants and will be boycotting this year’s Tony Awards.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/977 "2018-06-09T16:25:43Z")
**Annie-Xmas** loves Spongebob Squarepants and has rendered him many times using unconventional media. Her ten foot tall rendering of SpongeBob (proffering “crabby cakes”) made from liverwurst, Spam, and Limburger cheese would bring tears to your eyes (especially in the last weeks of the exhibition).
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/978 "2018-06-09T16:45:00Z")
\*\*Blue Blistering Barnacle \*\* made a sculpture of the characters from Frozen from frozen alcohol. It was great until all the neighborhood reindeer started licking it.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/979 "2018-06-10T03:24:27Z")
**Annie-Xmas** knows all about reindeer licking, but always dissolves in a fit of giggles when asked directly about them.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/980 "2018-06-11T19:57:41Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** is also quite familiar with reindeer licking, but had to stop due to issues with “hairy tongue syndrome”.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/981 "2018-06-11T21:55:04Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** forgot the sunscreen again and is now **Inflamed Pink Blistering Barnacle**.
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