# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 52
### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2018, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1022 "2018-06-30T03:23:42Z")
Leo Bloom is jockeying for position at Sun-Times and after he works from sanitation engineer to editor, then launch into state level school boards, he plans to implement his plan to establish SD as the only text book for all high schools and undergraduate schools in his state and later in the nation. Godspeed, Leo Bloom.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1023 "2018-06-30T14:40:58Z")
**boson** ’s scientific investigations have confirmed that Godspeed is identical to light speed (within about 1% error margin).
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2018, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1024 "2018-07-01T04:46:43Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle’s scientific investigations have determined that due to God’s careful deliberations prior to decisions and actions, that Godspeed is roughly 1/25 the speed of sound.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1025 "2018-07-12T03:46:33Z")
**boson** ’s smartass comments about posters more elegant than he have occasionally killed threads for more than a week!
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1026 "2018-07-12T05:48:16Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle’s** ass is not smart, and his mule’s pretty dim-witted too!
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1027 "2018-07-12T12:55:55Z")
**Mr. Zox** is a rumor monger.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1028 "2018-07-12T20:17:31Z")
\*\* Blue Blistering Barnacle \*\* was originally known as Red Rascally Rabbit until the Loony Tunes Corporation obtained a cease and desist order against him. So he changed his name to Blue Blistering Bugs Bunny.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1029 "2018-07-14T05:51:12Z")
Annie X-mas is a descendent of early subspecies of human that were prone to be astonished.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1030 "2018-07-14T22:00:12Z")
\*\*boson \*\*is decended from sub-atomic particles that were prone.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1031 "2018-07-15T17:38:46Z")
Every night Mr. Zox has that dream where he’s riding on a motorcycle naked with a supermodel, and they’re yodeling Top 40 songs, until he meets Cheese-Flavored Godzilla, who bites off his arm and the supermodel’s leg, forcing them to unite their bodies Power Ranger style into SuperZox, and after that it just gets silly.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1032 "2018-07-16T06:06:52Z")
Prof.Pepperwinkle once considered being a comedy writer.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1033 "2018-07-16T17:20:44Z")
**boson** has trouble keeping his "i"s and "o"s straight. Bison? Bosin? E-O-E-O-I? O Got A Gal in Kalamazii?
Hell if O kniw!
(Damn, yiu git _me_ diong ot!)
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1034 "2018-07-16T23:38:09Z")
**burpo the wonder mutt** is actually a goldfish in disguise.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2018, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1035 "2018-07-17T23:23:29Z")
Mr. Zox has futilely resolved to wear a tinfoil hat whilst he sleeps so that people cannot see what he dreams.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1036 "2018-07-18T01:09:25Z")
**Prof. Pepperwinkle** is actually a swinging bachelor and seduces upwards of two dozen co-eds per semester, but keep that quiet as it could affect his tenure.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1037 "2018-07-18T02:01:05Z")
**burpo the woder mutt** is actually a swinging door, and has upwards to two dozen co-eds walk through him per decade. It would be more if he got that job in the local college he’s been trying to get.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2018, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1038 "2018-07-18T06:05:45Z")
Mr Zox’s entries have all been the work of Archy the Cockroach. Glad you are still with us, Archy!! I see you’ve figured out how to do caps.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2018, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1039 "2018-07-18T14:00:44Z")
**boson** just loves cockroaches. Sprinkles them on everything eats. Nice and crunchy.
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### Author:  [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1040 "2018-07-18T20:21:24Z")
I just read the most amazing story about **Annie-Xmas** , and I’ll post it
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I’ll post it tomorrow!
You’re always a day away.
(with apologies to Charles Strouse and Martin Charnin)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1041 "2018-07-18T21:10:30Z")
Crazy Canuck was born in a barn and was raised by wolves.
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