# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 54
### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1062 "2018-08-04T02:14:20Z")
**Prof. Pepperwinkle** believes that thin mints stored in the freezer have zero calories.
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### Author:  [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1063 "2018-08-04T04:04:43Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** just got a new ointment and should be able to leave the house soon.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1064 "2018-08-04T17:05:50Z")
**Alpha Twit** has a twin brother Omega Owit
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### Author:  [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1065 "2018-08-05T20:39:22Z")
**Annie-Xmas** , despite her harmless sounding name, is a trained secret operative and one of the few individuals in the US government that holds a license to kill…
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1066 "2018-08-05T22:03:45Z")
**betterlifethroughchemistry** played second base for the Mets the year they won the pennant.
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### Author:  [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)
#### Post date: [August 7, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1067 "2018-08-07T18:25:39Z")
**Prof. Pepperwinkle** is now training a group of dinosaurs to sing together. He calls it a Tyrannochorus.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1068 "2018-08-08T04:44:08Z")
**Crazy Canuck** is really Delusional Greenlander.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1069 "2018-08-08T04:55:26Z")
Mr Zox voraciously eats up all these rumors about him in an insane effort to add bulk to his empty life.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1070 "2018-08-11T02:06:02Z")
**boson** keeps forgetting his spin number.
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### Author:  [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1071 "2018-08-11T02:24:40Z")
**Mr Zox** is actually the notorious “ **Mr Spox** ” who is suspected of rigging the 2012 Scripps National Spelling Bee for great personal gain.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1072 "2018-08-11T14:34:06Z")
**betterlifethroughchemistry** only passed high school chemistry on his fifth try.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2018, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1073 "2018-08-12T05:43:51Z")
Every Christmas Annie-Xmas sends a gift to a car she sold 9 years ago.
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### Author:  [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1074 "2018-08-12T22:28:58Z")
Boson’s swimming motions are just posin; he never goes in the ocean.
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### Author:  [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1075 "2018-08-13T02:24:40Z")
TruCelt was run out of Ireland when he was discovered trying to release a bushel of snakes.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1076 "2018-08-13T02:29:32Z")
**betterlifethroughchemistry** is a disciple of Mr. Natural.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1077 "2018-08-13T02:33:53Z")
**Prof. Pepperwinkle** got saddled with this moniker when spell-check screwed up “pumpernickel.”
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1078 "2018-08-16T05:45:14Z")
burpo the wonder mutt can’t get out the front door without being mobbed by neighbors who want to know why he keep so many junked cars in his front yard.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1079 "2018-08-16T14:02:14Z")
**boson** is also a mutt. His name really stands for son of a bitch.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2018, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1080 "2018-08-16T14:11:23Z")
\*\*Annie-Xmas \*\*has started pre-shredding aluminum foil for this year’s massive Yuletide project. Once she has accumulated a ton and a half, she’s planning to tinsel the President. Happy holidays!
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1081 "2018-08-16T14:19:34Z")
When **Prof. Pepperwinkle** was asked if he wore boxers or briefs, he replied “Depends.” (that’s for the Presidential reference. I wouldn’t get next to that man for a ton and a half of hundred dollars bills).
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