# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 55
### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1082 "2018-08-16T16:11:29Z")
Don’t be like the last dude who asked **Annie-Xmas** to deliver his Christmas gifts “commando”. She rappelled off the roof, swung through the bay window, and shot him in the face!
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1083 "2018-08-17T04:01:01Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle once had tickets to Let’s Make a Deal, forgot to dress in costume, and frequently caught the attention of the cameramen by sitting still.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1084 "2018-08-17T13:29:26Z")
**boson** once tried out for Jeopardy, where he started his every answer with the phrase “Ya think it is?” He was disqualified.
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### Author:  [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1085 "2018-08-17T14:13:44Z")
**Annie-Xmas** once appeared on The Price Is Right where, asked to name the price of a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese, she panicked and blurted out, “The blood of the workers!”
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1086 "2018-08-17T14:17:19Z")
**Nonsuch** is Vice-Lord of the Entertainments in the subterranean kingdom of Quism, and is treated as a god by the goblins.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1087 "2018-08-19T05:28:46Z")
Prof. Pepperwinkle introduced geoducks to the goblins of Quism. The goblins were so grateful they dubbed him The Honorable Prof. King Ducky.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1088 "2018-08-21T16:22:16Z")
**boson** was kicked out by the goblins of the subterranean kingdom of Quism for nonconformity, and is now forced to live amongst us “upperlings”.
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2018, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1089 "2018-08-21T17:36:27Z")
**BBBarnacle** has been insufferable since he found out that the barnacle has the largest penis relative to body size of any animal in the world.
[Cite: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-245625.html](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-245625.html)]
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1090 "2018-08-22T14:10:05Z")
**Leo Bloom** is hung like a Southern Right Whale.
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### Author:  [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1091 "2018-08-23T01:40:19Z")
**BBBarnacle** tried to find out how I was hung.
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### Author:  [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1092 "2018-08-23T02:02:58Z")
**Alpha Twit** doesn’t know the difference between hung and hanged.
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### Author:  [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1093 "2018-08-23T02:39:39Z")
**Regallag the Axe’s** business went under when his new instant, just add hot water meal “Cup-O-Haggis” didn’t sell.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1094 "2018-08-23T06:08:12Z")
Alpha Twit won’t eat vegetables because he knows that all insects and critters that live in the ground defecate and urinate every single day. Such a twit.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1095 "2018-08-24T02:03:39Z")
All the water in **boson** ’s body was previously dinosaur pee. _giggle, giggle_
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### Author:  [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1096 "2018-08-24T21:57:37Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** is the second of three children, right between Amber Amazing Armadillo and Caramel Cackling Capybara.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1097 "2018-08-27T06:33:46Z")
Regallag\_The\_Axe studies books as a hobby. He does so by staring at racks in public libraries.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1098 "2018-08-27T14:02:29Z")
All the tissue in **boson** ’s body was previously dinosaur poop.\* giggle, giggle\*
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1099 "2018-08-27T16:39:58Z")
All the tissue in Christmas gifts wrapped by **Annie-Xmas** was previously in rolls from public restrooms.
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1100 "2018-08-27T17:01:29Z")
**BBB** can’t decide between Charmin, Scott, and Northern quilted, and just gave up on the whole idea.
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### Author:  [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1101 "2018-08-27T19:48:51Z")
**Leo Bloom** believes that at any given time, the urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
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