# Make up a rumour about the above user
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 22, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615 "2016-07-22T18:50:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 56
### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1102 "2018-08-28T03:04:57Z")
**Crazy Canuck** has ice cold maple syrup in his veins.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1103 "2018-08-28T03:31:44Z")
**Blue Blistering Barnacle** is seriously considering changing his moniker to **Calamine Lotion Barnacle**.
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1104 "2018-08-28T04:01:16Z")
They used to say Gummo was the least famous of the brothers, but they don’t even remember to count **burpo** ’s cameos.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1105 "2018-08-28T13:28:02Z")
**Leo Bloom** has never met a woman named Molly. He is in love, however, with a person of indeterminate sex, Jamie Joyce Ulysses.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1106 "2018-08-28T18:54:31Z")
**Annie-Xmas** votes religiously. Which means she only goes out to vote on occasional Sundays, every now and then, to keep up appearances. She wonders why people complain about the lines.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1107 "2018-09-02T03:41:03Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle got caught with contraband in his car. When police asked him about it, BBB said “ To tell the truth, it was left by a robot at the manufacturing plant. Honest.“
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1108 "2018-09-05T13:42:25Z")
Although **boson** plays fiddle in a contra band, he knows next to nothing about contra dancing.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1109 "2018-09-05T13:53:31Z")
After getting into a fight in a tavern, **Blue Blistering Barnacle** had some blue, blistering bar knuckles.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1110 "2018-09-10T04:59:05Z")
Annie X-mas spends all of her days hanging out at City Hall and at crime scenes trying to photo-bomb news photos. That’s so so sad.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1111 "2018-09-17T05:05:16Z")
boson is doing kegels as he is reading this…HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1112 "2018-09-17T18:12:51Z")
**boson** frequently takes to his device in the middle of the night to overshare- very presidential!
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1113 "2018-10-02T19:42:14Z")
\*_Blue Blistering Barnacle_ is so dull, nobody has made up a rumor about him in two weeks.
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### Author:  [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1114 "2018-10-02T20:28:03Z")
**Annie-Xmas** comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve, and puts brand-new shoelaces in everyone’s shoes, before escaping back up the chimney.
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### Author:  [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2018, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1115 "2018-10-02T20:53:25Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> **Annie-Xmas** comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve, and puts brand-new shoelaces in everyone’s shoes, before escaping back up the chimney.
Many People believe that Kenobi 65 is a Star Wars fan, while the name is just a coincidence. He has, in fact, never watched a single Star Wars movie except for Solo, and he only went into that theater because he thought it was a documentary about his favorite women’s soccer goalkeeper. He has, however, watched each and every episode of Star Trek TNG about three times.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1116 "2018-10-03T13:57:45Z")
When creating their user name, **Go\_Arachnid\_Laser** took spiders “with fricking laser beams on their heads” and “turned it up to eleven” by the simple application of an exciting 2-letter verb.
Little did they know that they also stole my (copyrighted) cheer for that scrappy high school team, the Springfield Arachnoid Lasers.
Go Arachnoid Lasers!
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2018, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1117 "2018-10-11T06:05:31Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle spends his time on Drink Name Generator and concocting comical cocktails to amuse himself. Nightly coldcocked.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2019, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1118 "2019-01-19T23:16:22Z")
Boson coined the word ‘tachyon’, and lives on royalties from Star Trek episodes which use the term.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2019, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1119 "2019-01-23T05:23:39Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle resurrected “Make up a rumor…” because he feels incomplete unless he can insult someone.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1120 "2019-01-23T15:09:23Z")
Boson refuses to gossip.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/make-up-a-rumour-about-the-above-user/760615/1121 "2019-01-23T15:26:20Z")
Blue Blistering Barnacle once recorded a children’s album “Blistering Barnacle Blues.”
It did not sell one single copy.
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